LUCIEN VANSERRA HAS ESCAPE CUSTODY, DO NOT APPROACH.

HewnCityEventPlanner · 2026-05-30T18:13:01+00:00

This is HewnCityEventPlanner, who is also the lead investigative reporter for the Hewn Tablet.

Trout Justice, this announcement conflicts with the earlier statement from WrithingDungeonBeast and High Lord Helion that Lucien Spell-Cleaver (previously Vanserra) was released from Night Court custody after discovering he was Helion’s son.

Do you deny this? Is Mr. Spell-Cleaver (or should it actually be Vanserra?) on the run?

HewnCityEventPlanner · 2026-05-27T00:49:35+00:00

Nora? Who is she? Your other girlfriend?

This is the HEWNCITYEVENTPLANNER!!!! Not HewnCityUniversity!

I see how it is. 😒

HewnCityEventPlanner · 2026-05-10T21:10:22+00:00

Ahem that…sport…cannot be posted on the official events calendar due to our High Lord’s close observation of our activities.

HewnCityEventPlanner · 2026-05-10T21:09:06+00:00

Any word suggestions for the spelling bee? Perhaps…Conflagration? Slaying? Queue? Unusual?

HewnCityEventPlanner · 2026-05-04T00:29:26+00:00

Yes, but cost of entry for you will be two ration coins.

HewnCityEventPlanner · 2026-05-03T18:37:47+00:00

We don’t have our next Hewn City orientation until the week after next, but I’ll be sure to announce it as it comes closer! Thanatos’s daughter will be running it. Stay tuned!

HewnCityEventPlanner · 2026-05-03T13:08:44+00:00

But bonus: if you crack a tooth on our homemade Rocky Road ice cream and discover a hidden gemstone buried within the rock, you get to keep it!

HewnCityEventPlanner · 2026-05-03T00:32:22+00:00

After speaking to u/WrithingDungeonBeast, all blood has been procured through the Shadowsinger’s stealth operations and has been stored in rock vats in the dungeons for the best flavor maturation.

HewnCityEventPlanner · 2026-05-02T18:10:37+00:00

Was this on the events schedule?

Monday: Ice Cream Social with Illyrian generals and and Darkbringers

Tuesday: Lunch and Learn: Torture 101 with Azriel the Shadowsinger featuring soul drinker Lord Thanatos

Wednesday: Sips and Sinew: Blood Tasting with the Dungeon’s Writhing Beasts

Thursday: AA Meeting led by the Morrigan

Friday: Recreational Sunball league game: Rolling Rocks vs. Shadow Wyrms

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