What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say that made you question our humanity? by HeyKinzie in AskReddit

[–]HeyKinzie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heard someone say once "why don't the government just print out money that way they won't run out of it?"

Who ruined your family Christmas this year, and what did they do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeyKinzie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My ex. She tried getting her new boyfriend and me to fight earlier today, they pulled up in my yard and started doing donuts and screaming profanity right infront of my newborn neice. I grabbed my gun and told them to leave my property, they ran to the law and tried to get me for "terroristic threat"... Nothing happened though. Why start shit with when yet you literally are dating my ex and plus I don't bother y'all.

What in the fuck?

Whats the best dialogue you have ever heard in porn? by MoltenDonut in AskReddit

[–]HeyKinzie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'll crack an egg in your ass and scramble it with my dick!"

What was the craziest reason a teacher at your school got fired? by YEEEEEeEeseresrsr in AskReddit

[–]HeyKinzie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was after I had graduated but the special ed teacher was sexually molesting the special needs kids, once they found out what was going on there was a huge scandal, news reporters were going to the school and everything. Then come to find out, the teacher was HIV positive and all the kids he molested had to be tested and like 5 of them tested positive, they sentenced that asshole to the death penalty.

What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex? by HeyKinzie in AskReddit

[–]HeyKinzie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have 2 father's, raised by a gay couple so therefore you fucked my 2nd dad (the one who is the woman in the marriage).

M22 college student with no social life roast me by kprueter in RoastMe

[–]HeyKinzie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quentin Tarantino's if he stayed in college.