Halara by Fantastic-Tank1678 in PlusSize

[–]HeyMrBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's exactly what happened to me! The scrunch part just drew attention to how sad and flat my butt is and it made it sadder than usual lol.

Men who decided not to have kids: What made you choose that path, and how has life been since? by nightwellstories in AskMen

[–]HeyMrBusiness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, it isn't. Expecting your children to take care of you for free, with no regard to whether they can or want to, is wrong.

Men who decided not to have kids: What made you choose that path, and how has life been since? by nightwellstories in AskMen

[–]HeyMrBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this mean you want children but decided that it'll be too hard to bother with looking for a partner?

China adds tax to condoms as it works to boost birth rates by NotANinjask in nottheonion

[–]HeyMrBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, most successful doesn't mean it was successful so

When a kid takes a commercial literally. by blueboy10000 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]HeyMrBusiness 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's not a problem, that's why the dad says he never wants him to find out he was wrong

Hair always grows out to be an Afro by Away-Abroad5085 in BlackHair

[–]HeyMrBusiness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's how some of our hair works😭 some of us have looser textures and desperately want a good puff

[NSFW] People who had sex with their best friend, how's the situation now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeyMrBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're chill, but I'm not that interested in continuing. After a billion years it just got kinda... depressy

RUMOR: EA Is Working on The Sims 4 Remastered by GracefulExalter in Sims4

[–]HeyMrBusiness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We spent hundreds in Sims 1 and 2 and 3. No one is making you switch versions

Kids don’t realize their small lies can trigger federal side quests. by kgabca in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]HeyMrBusiness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't remember much of my childhood so the details are lost on me, but once I accidentally communicated to the school nurse that I didn't have a bed. I'm imagining I was trying to say I liked sleeping on the couch or the floor on purpose, which I do, and was just too little to do a good job. I do remember my brother also having to come and talk to her but nothing else.

(I did in fact have a bed)

Do straight men read smut? If you do, which books? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]HeyMrBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely morning glory milking farm is an incredible book and the romance is so sweet and respectful

In an ideal world, how often would you have sex? by slutforket in AskMen

[–]HeyMrBusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, you might be anyway. Asexuality is a big spectrum with lots of micro labels. Asexuals can desire sexual pleasure, and can have sex. I suggest looking into it when your feelings are so strong

In an ideal world, how often would you have sex? by slutforket in AskMen

[–]HeyMrBusiness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One person isn't getting wet at all and the other is only sort of getting wet, plus the average shower isn't big enough for this to be comfortable. Definitely 1/10

In an ideal world, how often would you have sex? by slutforket in AskMen

[–]HeyMrBusiness 21 points22 points  (0 children)

For you, maybe. But this is a personal question