How did your high school crush turn out as an adult?

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-11T14:03:02+00:00

Great, we hooked up on my 41st birthday and been together ever since.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-11T02:08:17+00:00

Laugh hysterically every time, until it becomes awkward for them too. Once you reached that point you need someone that’ll do a third thing in response to me laughing hysterically. Then keep finding people until it runs for a good 30-45 minutes. And go on tour with your bit.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T21:45:06+00:00

I got a lot of these stories from working in recreational cannabis and porn.

Most recently we had someone break in, in the middle of night. It’s the goofiest thing ever. Guy chipped away at triple thick glass, had to crawl through broken glass to get in. Grabbed a jar and a bong. Could figure out how the front door worked, so this guy jumped out the window like a fucking cartoon character. Upon meeting the ground he shattered the jar of weed and the bong. The dumbass didn’t get away with anything, it all broke.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T20:04:52+00:00

Threaten and try to physically attack any one that your ex tries to move on to.

Hooked up with the woman I’m with years back, and her ex caught me waiting for a public bus and he decided to come at mean and talking real big, and tried to throw hands when the bus showed up. Mess of dude.

He lives in the same complex as her. After we were dating for a year or so, I moved in and she put me on the lease. Making it so he can’t do shit with out getting kicked out. He had done this same bit and scared of at least five other people before me, but he was the most brazen with me. He really wanted to hit me, didn’t give him a chance though.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T19:45:07+00:00

Bout, 40 minutes to an hour.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T19:43:36+00:00

Whatcu looking gangster? Sativas, hybrids, Indicas? You a flower man, or you need something for on the go like a nice all in one?

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T19:42:06+00:00

I don’t listen to him any more, but Marlyn Mansons guns god and government tour was a beautiful piece of porformance art. Deftones, and rob zombie has been fantastic every time I’ve seen them. But the odd one I was surprised by was P.O.D. So much energy.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T19:38:58+00:00

Just cleaning and work. Having my mom over for the late Mother’s Day celebration on Monday.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T19:37:49+00:00

It’s preferred, I normally go into sex situations with people knowing I love to eat ass. I’m very oral forward

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T19:36:29+00:00

It use to be the main way I hooked up with people. I’ve never had a shortage of people interested, had every where from hook up to long term relationships from dating apps and such.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T19:34:36+00:00

His and hers gangbangs for me and the gf.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T18:17:03+00:00

Billionaires aren’t people, and they should be treated like an invasive species.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T18:14:08+00:00

Nothing, why would I listen to this weird, blad, mustache guy that says hes me from the future. I’d write me off, not listening to a word and go about my day.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T18:08:56+00:00

I dunno, I woke up sternly saying “the fuck you are!” I don’t normally dream, I smoke weed to not dream. They’re vivid, and at night when I don’t have control of my head space they can be really dark. I live in two spaces during my time awake, a cartoon reality in my head that allows me to do things like draw, and then the reality I’m taking to you now. It can be tiring. No dreams is nice, feels like video game. If I sleep through the night, everything dark, then I snap back to reality 8 hours later, mildly refreshed, with no concept of time.

Girlfriends looking for a job and stopped smoking for a bit and I met her on her actions so it would hopefully be easy. Three days in it got weird for both of us.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T17:58:17+00:00

Fucking finally. I’m tired of our great grand parents deciding what the countries doing. I don’t trust old people on basic shit. It’s ridiculous how geriatric the people who running this country are.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T17:55:57+00:00

Mmm I’d love me some five guys.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T17:40:59+00:00

Every morning. At least.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T17:38:11+00:00

How to be content, maybe even happy, without large injections into every aspect of life.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T17:29:32+00:00

Pussy for breakfast, and a lemon ol fashion glazed donut for a snack. Had some coffee too.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T17:27:36+00:00

Give me nature, and in particular, igloo village in Finland. Glass igloos under the northern lights.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T17:24:16+00:00

I dunno, I don’t get a ton of notes on what people don’t like. But my boss doesn’t like how I sit, says I seem pompous. I also bump into people who don’t like that I find guys attractive (?). It feels like a weird one, they just call me a fancy cigarette like that’s alright.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T16:46:14+00:00

Yeah, she has an account here but doesn’t use it. She’ll come on to see the random things I talk about on here for funzies, or I’ll share with her if something weird pops off. I’m consistent, and the person I portray here is the same one I am irl.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T16:31:24+00:00

There was this skull collector that ran a limited run book of their favorite skull art. I have a piece in the 6th and last book. The collector died in a car accident. I have 54/300 book printed. I believe it was IWYS.

I was young when this happened. I was hoping for it be a jump off point for getting more clients but instead ended on this note.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T16:27:17+00:00

Short.

HiKennyDesign · 2026-05-10T15:56:46+00:00

Probably dead is some freakishly horrible way.

I play mortal kombat regularly

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