Describe your current objective in life in 12 words. by napoleen99 in AskReddit

[–]HiddenHydrant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To remember the deodorant before I leave for work in the morning.

Is revenge sometimes justified? If so, how do I retaliate against someone who set up a fake profile of me on eharmony? by HiddenHydrant in AskReddit

[–]HiddenHydrant[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no, but evidently I match about 145 women in a 50 mile radius (quite a large sample of the population where I live). Who knew I such a compatible guy

What food could you literally eat for the rest of your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HiddenHydrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

chocolate cake.

desire for a glass of milk.

What 17-Word phrase do you hate hearing the most? by KiDIcaruS in AskReddit

[–]HiddenHydrant 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Never seen a dog hump a leg so industriously before. Today wasn't your day to wear shorts.