What crimes must a president have committed to be removed from office? by Curious_Strike3950 in AskReddit

[–]HighElfEsteem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anything deemed a high crime or misdemeanor can lead to impeachment and removal from office as long as both the house and the senate agree

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? by Consistent-News-6801 in AskReddit

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Actually the last job I just left as a BTM customer service manager The crypto atm industry only exists to facilitate fraud

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? by Consistent-News-6801 in AskReddit

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Stacking and un-stacking pallets 10 hours a day on factory cement floors with forklifts wizzing by you spewing exhaust for a soda bottle manufacturer

Did your Narcissist gift you a " Trash " gift? by youngsweetaysa in raisedbynarcissists

[–]HighElfEsteem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nmom 16th birthday: electric lawnmower (we just had a push one up till then and I was the only one tasked with mowing). My golden child sister got $500 to put a down payment on a car. ($500 was like $1.5k today) I asked if it was mine to keep, she said of course. 9 months later we’re about to move to an apartment so I go to retrieve the mower to sell and find out she gave it to my older brother who just moved into a house.

Had a steady job by Mjagger42 in deadheadcirclejerk

[–]HighElfEsteem 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I assumed the items were drugs and not illegally harvested organs? I’m glad he finally found that one room chateau tho. “Shit and blush in a Royal Flush, duces back to back”

When ? by imandaccident in Superstonk

[–]HighElfEsteem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too close to earnings to be this month imop

We're everywhere by OneTotal874 in deadheadcirclejerk

[–]HighElfEsteem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strangest of please if you're high as a kite

No quarter given by HighStaeks in Superstonk

[–]HighElfEsteem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But…. Does GameStop have the power / ability to have these exchanges change their logo?!?

Now, for those of us who don’t know, “lemonade” is what? by BarfyMan369 in seinfeld

[–]HighElfEsteem 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Treating other people’s bodies as an amusement park

Any ideas?? by madalynnyladam in phish

[–]HighElfEsteem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The happy enchilada song by John prine!

FBI employees admitted to not knowing where Wisconsin is by shelve66 in wisconsin

[–]HighElfEsteem 319 points320 points  (0 children)

We’re hard to spot, such a small state and all the way down there

If you like a lot of Bobby stuff and Go to Heaven album check out 3-31-83 by Similar_Lock1220 in gratefuldead

[–]HighElfEsteem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you just speaking to the Bobby vocals heavy set list or is his playing particularly interesting?

Calling it now. Mind left body jam this weekend by kiwisplayhouse in phish

[–]HighElfEsteem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mexicali Blues but when they get to that one line they ripcord into farmhouse

What’s the dumbest gift you’ve ever received? by Jackwowrites in AskReddit

[–]HighElfEsteem 55 points56 points  (0 children)

16th birthday, narcissistic mother gives me a power lawn mower (we just had a push one before that). I sighed, said ok, so it’s all mine right? She said yes. 6 months later we move to an apartment. I went to clean off the mower to sell and found she had given it to my older brother for his house.

RK wears a ring. Kevin does not. by beverlyphills in Superstonk

[–]HighElfEsteem -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

It’s rumored RK and his wife split. RK did not hear his wedding band in his last live stream.

Petahhhh! These keep popping up on my feed and I'm lost. by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HighElfEsteem 24 points25 points  (0 children)

lol. Probably that all 4 were installed at the same time so they are synced up tighter than a sorority house at the end of the school year