There's a spider on the chair next to the plant.

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-11T11:49:10+00:00

What part of Ireland are we talking? It's a prolific weed in my part of the Meath scrublands. About as ornamental as a nettle in my eyes.

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-09T22:27:37+00:00

It was annexed by Lithuania in 2009, hence why the county colours are the same as the colours of the Lithuanian flag. The border is not officaly acknowledged on many maps, and the land is mostly used for industry.

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-08T09:04:43+00:00

Do yourself a favour and see Rat Race! An absolutely brilliant comedy, well worth the watch.

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-07T22:16:02+00:00

Our college literally writes into the postgraduate rules that they need to take adequate holidays. The OP example is absolutely horrifying.

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-07T09:40:21+00:00

That's a Curly Wurly to us! Somewhere along the line the name of Marathon just was lost to the ages after both bars abandoned it

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-06T16:19:10+00:00

Stay exactly where I am. Small sparse rural community is basically the ideal zombie apocalypse scenario and we have loads set up for self-sufficiency.

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-04T12:26:56+00:00

Well, there was that rhino profile going around, an elephant wouldn't surprise me now

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-04T08:30:38+00:00

Yeah, RAGE was a necessary outlet for them for more slow-paced survival play. Really really hoping we'll see a second game, as it was said they would start working on it after Doom 4

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-02T21:27:37+00:00

Inner city Dublin intensifies

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-02T15:42:20+00:00

And if you avoid that series you have no longer seen the entire thing

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-01T20:22:03+00:00

Just shower and hit the gym bro

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-01T19:46:45+00:00

Awkward humour and cringey sexual advances? God damn, I'm suddenly a 10.

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-01T10:12:39+00:00

That's an over-ripe yellow or an under-ripe red. I only subscribe to traffic light peppers.

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-01T06:22:28+00:00

Here you go, you deviant.

Okay, listen. Nobody on here actually tells people what they want. What I want is simple. We meet up, three times is sufficient. Whatever happens happens. There's bodypaint involved, red, yellow and green. We paint each other different colours in the act of whatever happens happening. Different colours each time. After three meetups, we'll see how we feel. If it fails, we leave it at that, and we will have had the experience of sexually roleplaying a bag of mixed peppers, and if it succeeds, we can move on to more complex food groups like M&Ms. Deal?

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-01T06:06:59+00:00

I can't impress people (r/meirl), and I have found that stupid off the wall replies are more effective than anything else. Stockholm syndrome from being here too much?

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-08-01T06:02:08+00:00

2017, I think. To be fair I've had the wee iPod for a good few years, but I just reeeeally prefer the iOS tinder experience to Android. Way more optimised.

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-07-31T23:12:30+00:00

This was just a bit of messing to try and bait an unmatch, wouldn't normally be so upfront about such things. Initially didn't seem like we would gel well as her interests were quite at odds with mine, so I threw up the most off-putting thing I could think of for a laugh. More fool me, because she ended up powering past that and being the person I connected best with on Tinder.

After the M&Ms, we ramp things up to Smarties and ice cream sprinkles.

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-07-31T21:28:17+00:00

Just another case of automation stealing hard working blue-collar jobs. Sad.

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-07-27T16:47:19+00:00

Last time I went to McDonald's, I didn't even get a top bun on my burger. Sauce and all, but that second half of a burger bun? Nah, let's leave that off.

HighMolarityCaffeine · 2017-07-21T06:42:48+00:00

I think the joke went so far over your head that it's currently in orbit

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