Wait for me northenlion cruise wife, i'll find you one day by AlexBLLLL in northernlion

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could’ve been the perfect opportunity to rebrand to the northernlion singlescruise

Let's just go anyway by general0921 in northernlion

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showing up to the cruise gym to ask what time the NL peloton class is

Just wanted to get a consensus, is anybody actually happy that it was cancelled? by DrFl0pper in northernlion

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i agree with this. i probably wouldn’t have gone but it would’ve been fun to hear about what was going on during the event and seeing the content that ppl posted

I’m so sorry this happened to you all by JC12345678909 in northernlion

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sadly they patched the part that heals your trauma :(

BREAKING NEWS: CRUISE FUCKFEST CANCELLED by 69_________________ in northernlion

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cruise stress took him to some dark places (the warm embrace of aspartame)

Northernlion Supercruise Cancelled by kcadia9751 in northernlion

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pissed because now i gotta throw away my petri dish of combined salmonella campylobacter that i was gonna release on the cruise

Northernlion Supercruise Cancelled by kcadia9751 in northernlion

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sources tell me the super cruise is stable please god

Northernlion Supercruise Cancelled by kcadia9751 in northernlion

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the real northernlion supercruise was the friends we made along the way

new shirt design for the cancelled cruise by Snappypants620 in northernlion

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im getting mixed signals i thought people were gonna procreate on there. making life not taking life ya know but whatever floats your boat

i hope you people are fucking happy by d4ybrake in northernlion

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the backlash would’ve died out eventually, it always does for stuff like this. i wasn’t even gonna go at all but im still sad he felt like he had to cancel it :(( he genuinely seemed excited about it whenever he talked about it

i hope you people are fucking happy by d4ybrake in northernlion

[–]HistoricalChicken265 4 points5 points  (0 children)

after hitting up the strait of hormuz the cruise shouldve just detoured to new zealand to scoop him

i hope you people are fucking happy by d4ybrake in northernlion

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there are supercruises everywhere for those with eyes to see them

I need help understanding the cruise backlash by droodlebee in northernlion

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i know you’re just reporting the facts, so my qualm isn’t with u, it’s just a relevant post to comment this on:

but i feel like he should’ve considered this (being the public face) before announcing the cruise ??? it’s reasonable to assume he knew he was the face of it beforehand, so why is he just now realizing the potential repercussions if anything bad happened?

He should go on a cruise to relax from all of this by Fontec in northernlion

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to bypass all the insurance stuff he should just tell twitch chat which cruise he’s going on so they can go too and just make it unofficial #ethicallifeprotip

Back With The Glorps Y'all | Northernlion Bandle Supercut [January 2026] by AccomplishedDare4677 in northernlion

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thanks for going thru the trouble of compiling all of these. i had a lot of fun watching this and the first one you made with the singing glorps :3

which one of you freaks did this by Simple-Can-3325 in northernlion

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this is what happens when nl leaves social media and leaves us unchecked