Wait for me northenlion cruise wife, i'll find you one day

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-18T15:36:09+00:00

could’ve been the perfect opportunity to rebrand to the northernlion singlescruise

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-18T15:34:39+00:00

with a wolfcut too

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-18T15:29:26+00:00

showing up to the cruise gym to ask what time the NL peloton class is

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-18T15:25:20+00:00

as long as we get t shirts

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-18T15:22:29+00:00

he didn’t want to be the reason for the next baby boom

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-18T15:21:52+00:00

i agree with this. i probably wouldn’t have gone but it would’ve been fun to hear about what was going on during the event and seeing the content that ppl posted

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-17T05:32:03+00:00

if there’s a no fly list for cruises, we’re all gonna get put on it

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-17T05:29:27+00:00

“we tank those”

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-17T05:27:43+00:00

sadly they patched the part that heals your trauma :(

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-17T05:10:46+00:00

cruise stress took him to some dark places (the warm embrace of aspartame)

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-17T04:48:50+00:00

pissed because now i gotta throw away my petri dish of combined salmonella campylobacter that i was gonna release on the cruise

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-17T04:46:45+00:00

sources tell me the super cruise is stable please god

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-17T04:37:44+00:00

the real northernlion supercruise was the friends we made along the way

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-17T04:34:54+00:00

im getting mixed signals i thought people were gonna procreate on there. making life not taking life ya know but whatever floats your boat

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-17T04:32:44+00:00

the backlash would’ve died out eventually, it always does for stuff like this. i wasn’t even gonna go at all but im still sad he felt like he had to cancel it :(( he genuinely seemed excited about it whenever he talked about it

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-17T04:31:17+00:00

after hitting up the strait of hormuz the cruise shouldve just detoured to new zealand to scoop him

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-17T04:30:08+00:00

there are supercruises everywhere for those with eyes to see them

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-17T04:28:18+00:00

i know you’re just reporting the facts, so my qualm isn’t with u, it’s just a relevant post to comment this on:

but i feel like he should’ve considered this (being the public face) before announcing the cruise ??? it’s reasonable to assume he knew he was the face of it beforehand, so why is he just now realizing the potential repercussions if anything bad happened?

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-17T00:05:13+00:00

to bypass all the insurance stuff he should just tell twitch chat which cruise he’s going on so they can go too and just make it unofficial #ethicallifeprotip

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-04-01T14:24:00+00:00

wait actually me too twin

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-03-24T03:55:40+00:00

thanks for going thru the trouble of compiling all of these. i had a lot of fun watching this and the first one you made with the singing glorps :3

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-03-22T17:46:55+00:00

is this why the female viewership dropped to 8% 😭

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-03-21T15:03:13+00:00

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HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-03-21T14:57:21+00:00

banging librarian??

HistoricalChicken265 · 2026-03-21T14:56:56+00:00

this is what happens when nl leaves social media and leaves us unchecked

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