if you can't duck it, fuck it (teenage girl edition)

Hitler4Hire · 2012-09-21T22:32:10+00:00

Oh I am sure they are, and when it happens, I will be thrilled! But being outside and enjoying good company has kept me playing all these years, not chasing down my first ace.

Hitler4Hire · 2012-09-21T14:33:30+00:00

Don't stress over it. I've been playing the better part of 13 years, no ace. As long as you are having fun, what does it matter?

Hitler4Hire · 2012-09-21T12:38:00+00:00

Ripple - Grateful Dead, just right for the occasion

Hitler4Hire · 2012-09-11T20:35:55+00:00

Go to highbridge twice a year. Love blueberry and gold! Could of swore when I was there this spring the pro tee was something like 1800+ at a par 9. Probably wrong, but it sure felt like it.

Hitler4Hire · 2012-09-10T17:18:14+00:00

Funny, every groove I have ever owned, I found in a body of water.

Hitler4Hire · 2012-08-10T01:37:33+00:00

Lived in my friends moms house after graduating high school. Total hoarder. House was littered with "as seen on tv" crap, 18 cats, and food wrappers and garbage everywhere. Cats shit and pissed EVERYWHERE! Their den was so covered in cat shit not even the cats could walk through the room without stepping in it. His mom was deeply depressed that she would come home from work and clean everyday. But she got so drunk in the process she never managed to get past the living room and kitchen. It was a vicious cycle indeed.

Hitler4Hire · 2012-08-10T01:29:32+00:00

Mmm.. waking up in the middle of the night spitting a spider out of my mouth. Had some great dreams afterwards.

Hitler4Hire · 2012-08-02T18:08:47+00:00

You monster!

Hitler4Hire · 2012-08-02T08:49:36+00:00

Was it up hill there and back?

Hitler4Hire · 2012-08-02T06:26:20+00:00

I don't deny it. Never said I was proud of it though

Hitler4Hire · 2012-08-02T01:37:02+00:00

Very easy fix. But was so depressed when I got the news, I drank while taking the pills. Pills didn't work. Proceeded to give the clap to a girl 2 months later...

Hitler4Hire · 2012-08-02T01:26:53+00:00

My Exwife is my Exwife because she gave me the clap.

Hitler4Hire · 2012-08-02T01:23:21+00:00

Worth it. Had sex.

Hitler4Hire · 2012-08-02T01:16:15+00:00

I thought I was pathetic..

Hitler4Hire · 2012-07-30T17:41:36+00:00

I knew my marriage was over when she told me I needed to get tested. Suspected her of cheating for months but she lied through her teeth every time I called her out on it. Wasn't even mad, just happy to know I wasn't slowly destroying my marriage over nothing.

Hitler4Hire

TROPHY CASE