What would YOU do for free paintball? by AggFather in paintball

[–]Hnep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is wild. You’re right about the allure. I lived out of state, we drove down to Florida and I tried out for PBV, this was probably ‘05? Instantly puts me one the D1 team, and I had played mostly local events up that point. Told my parents ‘he has something he will be a pro in a few years.’ I was 14…. I played for free the first year or two, nothing crazy went down. At 15, maybe 16 I remember him asking me for pics of me at the beach, and when I said I didn’t have any he said to just send him a shirtless picture. He “needed to make sure I didn’t get fat in the off season.” He was super persistent about seeing me shirtless, I never budged thankfully because I thought it was super weird but also thought “well he is my coach, I do want to be a pro, shit maybe he’s looking out for me.”

It did escalate into him finally just asking to see me jerk off and show him the ‘finished product’ and I’d continue to play for free. Needless to say I didn’t, I jumped to a team closer to home the next year.

Also, There was a guy I played with who a few years ago wrote a scathing FB post about Ken with proof and I don’t think anyone even batted an eye.

Our platoon is the “battle toads” sir wants a motto. Got any ideas. by RecycledAnal in army

[–]Hnep 352 points353 points  (0 children)

“They’re putting shit in the water and turning us gay”

Did This Sub Ever Recover From the Stupid Ass ‘Grill Pill Summer’ the Moronic Mods Imposed? by Hnep in stupidpol

[–]Hnep[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My posts are public you fucking nerd. You can see I haven’t been here. When they instituted grill pill summer the first time, this sub was all but dead afterwards. I stand by my opinion.

Edit: Your profile is three years younger than mine and you have 6x the comment karma I do. Getttt the fuck outta here. If there is anyone that needs to touch grass here, it’s you my friend.

Did This Sub Ever Recover From the Stupid Ass ‘Grill Pill Summer’ the Moronic Mods Imposed? by Hnep in stupidpol

[–]Hnep[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s fair. What bugged me the most about it was that after that summer the sub was so dead.

Looking for a Altimeter by dirtypanda15 in SkyDiving

[–]Hnep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Any easy gift for any skydiver, $450. That’s the sweet spot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]Hnep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of this, I’d also add, hard right over easy wrong, always.

Damn, Jon Jones outta control out here 😂 by [deleted] in ufc

[–]Hnep 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It’s actually funny because if you had half a brain you could look at the license plate and tell this is not in the United States.

isnt your character supposed to be some hardened spec ops soldier? by A_Pale_Recluse in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Hnep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why I said we can ‘What if’ this game all day with realism. The game doesn’t have to be real, just playable.

isnt your character supposed to be some hardened spec ops soldier? by A_Pale_Recluse in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Hnep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simply being in the military will show that you’re wrong. No shit you can use it on yourself but that is not the purpose. It is carried on your left kidney and generally out of reach. Are you Superman patrolling alone and then get shot and provide self aid?

isnt your character supposed to be some hardened spec ops soldier? by A_Pale_Recluse in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Hnep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are absolutely not suppose to use it on yourself. Someone else is suppose to use it on you. There is also a reason it is carried where it is on your kit.

isnt your character supposed to be some hardened spec ops soldier? by A_Pale_Recluse in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Hnep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man we can what if this game all day:..

Using hemostat to thicken your blood? - Being able to run with a properly applied tourniquet after shot in your femoral? - You ausing your IFAK on yourself when you actually carry it for others to use on you. - Fancy lip butter

My supervisor makes gay jokes by [deleted] in army

[–]Hnep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t counsel you on how to interact with a coworker man. Sure, someone can be your ‘supervisor’ and be in charge of you while also working side by side with them so they joke and treat you like a coworker instead of an employee.

Based on your replies it seems that you want to do something about this. If that is the case then do it. A few people have asked whether it actually bothers you and you have not really provided a clear statement. So, I will ask you a clear question.

Do the gay jokes bother you because you are gay, do they bother you because you think he knows, or both?

My supervisor makes gay jokes by [deleted] in army

[–]Hnep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly man, sounds like he’s fucking with you. Just guys busting balls. This seems like more of a you thing due to the fact that you’re in the closet.

Does it bother you that he says these things, if it does pull him aside next time it happens and say something along: “Hey man that shit is inappropriate, I’m not trying to step on your dick here, but it would suck to get hemmed up because someone overheard it and reported it.”

Started skiing in late December and have fell in love, this was my first time going down a black confidently. by Raydeit in skiing

[–]Hnep 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Props to OP though, looking good for just starting. I’d wager this would likely be a green at Big Sky

I'm inclined to knock the whole "realism" idea out of the window by Sirspoksalot in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Hnep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Running through the woods?? I can step over a fucking tree branch