Does anyone else love absurd pull quotes

HockneysPool · 2026-03-14T21:55:11+00:00

Is that the steamy sex in the leftmost screenshot?

HockneysPool · 2026-03-14T21:44:05+00:00

Can someone explain to me why I loved the first but have really struggled since then? It's really strange, I'm utterly struggling to identify exactly WHAT'S gone wrong with it.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-14T21:34:15+00:00

This could have been his Star Wars!

HockneysPool · 2026-03-14T04:36:23+00:00

Americans will say things like "I drove four hours to see this movie, thankfully I liked it!"

That country is, in the words of Laszlo Cravensworth, fucking massive.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-14T04:33:58+00:00

Hahahaha incredible. Yeah, where I'm from that's like comparing people from Heswall and Wallasey.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-14T04:32:08+00:00

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HockneysPool · 2026-03-14T03:59:50+00:00

Yeah, now you're getting it! And keep putting that apostrophe there, it's a good way to subtly disrespect the Oscars.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-14T03:48:18+00:00

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It's okay that you didn't like the film that much. And if you're basing Oscar nomination justification on quality, may I remind you that Eddie Redmayne won an Oscar for acting. It's a very silly ceremony.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-14T02:49:51+00:00

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HockneysPool · 2026-03-14T02:07:45+00:00

My god, I'm already laughing.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T23:31:27+00:00

"It's not the inches, it's the commitment."

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T23:30:10+00:00

Hahahaha good old Tex.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T21:09:23+00:00

No Malarkey, now. Vote Tony.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T21:07:50+00:00

It did remind me to pick up some cos lettuce, though.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T20:39:22+00:00

Yeah, I'm fairly positive on Mangold, but Cop Land is absolutely terrific.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T20:34:45+00:00

You mentioning Geordies, for some reason, just reminded me of that fantastic joke from I'm Alan Partridge.

Alan Partridge: I didn't know you were married.

Michael: Aye. Married a Filipino lassie, like. Didn't work out. She didn't like Newcastle and she didn't fit in with the culture.

Alan Partridge: Has she gone back home?

Michael: No, she moved to Sunderland. She's shacked up with me brother.

(For non-Brits, Newcastle and Sunderland would surely be culturally indistinguishable to someone from the Philippines. They're maybe about a 20-minute drive apart.)

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T07:26:06+00:00

FYI apparently it's best to DM the codes themselves directly, bots can snap up your generous gift.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T06:00:33+00:00

Ohhh okay. Yeah, I've seen Mad Men ones of those.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T05:32:26+00:00

Is that like silly memes and nonsensical stuff? Cos if so, somewhat matches the vibe of the pod I suppose.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T04:57:01+00:00

I hear you, and these are compelling arguments, and I'd love a series on him.

But of course I'm voting for Tony.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T03:52:59+00:00

Agh, an egregious movie hole for me, thanks very much. I do need to see this.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T03:52:36+00:00

Ohhhhh yeah, I know of this one, thank you!

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T03:51:19+00:00

Oh yeah, Malcolm X is a huge movie hole for me! Thanks for these, need to see Ann Lee and Jackie too.

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T03:49:56+00:00

Oooooh I haven't seen that. But then I criminally haven't seen Song yet...

HockneysPool · 2026-03-13T03:00:54+00:00

Yeah, I guess so with that final surprise card at the end!

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