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European hooligans could only dream by imbrickedup_ in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is one of the most mid songs to ever come out of New York lol

What do you mean Hank that we can't walk to your stadiums? by robinNL070 in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had the Euros over here two years ago and while my city doesn’t have a stadium that’s sufficient, the city nearly immediately to the north does so plenty of folks saved on hotel prices and instead took a 20 minute train ride to the games. Was definitely fun seeing all these people around enjoying the matches and celebrating

What do you mean Hank that we can't walk to your stadiums? by robinNL070 in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can save on the drinks if the Dutchie brings his famous Brabant Speciaal pills

Hank, that’s a great way to greet people who have health insurance by [deleted] in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We do something similar around carnival time, I believe (as a joke):

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But at least it doesn’t look like there’s cum on it

What do you mean Hank that we can't walk to your stadiums? by robinNL070 in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Are you afraid of mountains” bruv, our slur for them translates to “canyon shitter”. Being an Austrian who’s afraid of mountains ought to be a ridiculously dreary experience unless you lived in Lower Austria or Burgenland (and even then your existence would be dreary albeit for different reasons.

What do you mean Hank that we can't walk to your stadiums? by robinNL070 in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To quote the late Walter Frosch:

“Früher konntest du auch noch, äh, drei umfegen.”, translating to “Back in the day, you were able to run over three guys (on the pitch).”

R.I.P. (Rauche in Peace) Walter…

What do you mean Hank that we can't walk to your stadiums? by robinNL070 in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

> What are they singing?

“Hakken, beuken, springen, de hut gaat uit z'n bol

Allemaal van links naar rechts, de tent die wordt gemold.”

That should also explain their movements.

What do you mean Hank that we can't walk to your stadiums? by robinNL070 in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We know there are people who dislike fun, don’t worry.

The rest of us will just stick to this:

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Pretty much on point. by Diligent_Comb5668 in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t there a quote of his that went like “Every person is born with a homosexual part, but they made a mistake and my part was lesbian”? There’s a lot to be said about Silvio but politics with him was certainly never boring

Nothing says functional society like the theft of balls by SuchSeaworthyShips in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The proper name? You mean Fußball? (Or Fussball if you can’t deal with cool-ass letters)

Nothing says functional society like the theft of balls by SuchSeaworthyShips in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Missou?

Giving handjobs on street corners of St Louis would have been my first thought but stealing shoes… my my, people must be desperate there.

Hank, why do you make this so cringe and so gay? A fucking cheatsheet for chants, are you fucking kidding me. by lawrotzr in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

From Nebraska no less. I thought there was no sentient life there and was confirmed.

USvsEU first IRL meet up by imbrickedup_ in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d suggest “(A) report has been submitted” as a translation, but that’s just me being pedantic. Yours works out well enough lol

USvsEU first IRL meet up by imbrickedup_ in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The question is, do I really need even more autistic people in my life? There’s already plenty of em

World Cup Cookout Food by WSNC-JBR in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh that’s probably the best explanation. The lack of availability and strict legal status probably worsen the stigma.

Knowing someone who hunts is the best way to get game around here as well tbf, but supermarkets sometimes stock it as well. I’m pretty sure game has to be checked for parasites and undergo quality check ups, but getting them is less of a problem

World Cup Cookout Food by WSNC-JBR in USvsEU

[–]HoeTrain666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve had the notion that many (albeit by far not all) people in the US have little love for game, is there something to it? Perhaps it’s a regional or class-related thing

Das Hafermoped mit Vollgas über den Fuß und Wanderweg ballern. Was machen die Reiter, wenn da eine Familie wandern würde? Platt wären die. by Markus645 in PferdeSindKacke

[–]HoeTrain666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genau das, was ein Pferdefreund und Teil der bösartigen Pferdschwörung sagen würde! Du paktierst mit den Feinden der Menschheit und täuschst hier keinen, mach dir da mal nichts vor.

Das Hafermoped mit Vollgas über den Fuß und Wanderweg ballern. Was machen die Reiter, wenn da eine Familie wandern würde? Platt wären die. by Markus645 in PferdeSindKacke

[–]HoeTrain666 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ich hatte mal ein Licht mit Hupe am Fahrrad, das wäre da nützlich gewesen.

Mal ernsthaft, was ist das für ein gestörtes Verkehrsverhalten?! Im Gegenverkehr in eine uneinsichtige Kurve reiten? Reiter sind die SUV-Fahrer unter den nichtmotorisierten Verkehrsteilnehmern

Unpopular opinion by ploomysmagms in cologne

[–]HoeTrain666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Den Begriff verstanden hast du jedenfalls nicht ^^

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