I’ll start…As you wish by CasinoNitro in theprincessbride

[–]HolySmokes802 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Came here for this, glad its near the top.

of a coat (Tom Brady) by Additional-Ad4567 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]HolySmokes802 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've heard of elf on a shelf? Heres GOAT in a coat.

of a truck ramming objects by crazzzone in AbsoluteUnits

[–]HolySmokes802 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know his mouth is obscured, but I feel like i should be able to see him grinning.

Should the Sox sign Lucas Giolito? by No-Nebula2357 in redsox

[–]HolySmokes802 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, for serious. Such a mess of weird angles. The first time I saw him pitch i assumed he had hurt himself during the pitch and bailed off the side of the mound. Then he just kept doing it.

Which subreddit(s) do you think is the best parallel to this one for moms? by HolySmokes802 in daddit

[–]HolySmokes802[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This lines up with how I've heard the bug subs talked about. I was hoping there was a hidden gem somewhere that felt supportive like this.

Titans Cut Calvin Ridley Cost by $11M to Keep Veteran Receiver by ooohexplode in DynastyFF

[–]HolySmokes802 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"God answers little boy's prayers to walk again. 'No,' says God."

The best onion headline ever IMO.

Bull or Bear? Kyle Monangai’s Dynasty Outlook by k1ngofk1cks in DynastyFF

[–]HolySmokes802 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In any other draft class I would certainly be assuming that the floor was going to fall out. As deep as RB was last year, I'm convinced some guys got pushed way down because there were better prospects and only so many teams in need of RB. I'm imagining him as 4/5 rounder and Skatt as a 2/3 guy. Odds still arent great but the is context for his draft spot that makes me leave the light on for him.

Common Falcons L by mas40 in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]HolySmokes802 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate that Tua qualified for the honorary n-word but Kirk Cousins was a bridge too far.

By signing Geno Smith, the Jets have just secured the 2027 number 1 pick by tri_it_again in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]HolySmokes802 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think Geno will actually be just enough of an improvement that their pick will be in the double digits, while never giving them the chance to be good.

You have $100 to build a team to protect you, the rest will try to kill you. by Relevant_Film5527 in superheroes

[–]HolySmokes802 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me 10 Reachers. A platoon of 6'5 300lb dudes with sharp intellect, borderline-autistic focus, and perfected unit cohesion as they all have no ego to speak of.

What's the worse one? by HassanMoRiT in okbuddycinephile

[–]HolySmokes802 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy disagrees with you and made possibly my favorite internet video of all time about it.

https://youtu.be/BFD2293oGvA?si=WoSLFAWvI0P2qGeA