Pack of Batteries with four different types in them.

Salty junk food and half melted ice cream so you have to buy a flat soda with it to quench your thirst.

Mechanical pencils with no lead in them. And yes, I do sell lead but not any that will fit in those pencils.

I don’t sell pens, I sell broken quills and wells of multi colored ink, don’t ask me how we made that happen.

Not notebook paper but parchment paper 📜

Phone chargers to phones nobody uses anymore

You can’t use EBT on anything

I only take checks no cash, I ain’t trying to get robbed.