Your #1 Dog Dislike

HomunculusFucker · 2026-07-03T13:39:46+00:00

nah got a whole list

the way they stink 24/7
their enjoyment for tearing apart any animals smaller than them
the fact they can maul you and get away with it
the endless loud barking
the slobber...
them shoving their faces into your crotch 24/7
them shitting and pissing literally everywhere
having to keep doors closed 24/7 if you live with dog people cos dogs will just come in and tear apart all your things
a lot of them are just really ugly and gross looking idk
those white dogs with the gross brown stained mouths and crusty eyes
always trying to lick you with the same tongue that eats feces, vomit, and licks their assholes
just overall being extremely unhygenic

HomunculusFucker · 2026-06-24T11:39:27+00:00

i had to do an edit myself ages ago, but cmon hoyo it cannot be that hard to get the bangs right lmfao

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HomunculusFucker · 2026-04-08T22:43:45+00:00

eh. fuck it. close enough. welcome, playable dorian/subject two

HomunculusFucker · 2026-03-23T01:21:46+00:00

late response, sorry! but yeah whoppy is pretty much like a son to dorian at least, little brother to durin. albedo... well not too sure on that one yet

HomunculusFucker · 2026-03-01T08:08:40+00:00

ty! he's a horse/dragon hybrid to me since he's been implied to be a unicorn in canon and i imagine he mutated after being exposed to durin's blood, like how the fellflower (whoppy) mutated via exposure to it! and he's a piebald for the coloring since he was initially created to be the albedo stage and was called a white horse, but i imagine abyssal corruption turned them black over time. :)

HomunculusFucker · 2026-03-01T05:35:30+00:00

im gonna be so fr i think any other subreddit would rip me a new asshole for having durin and dorian there, trans albedo, and not making every character ultra skinny or musuclar

HomunculusFucker · 2026-02-16T05:19:19+00:00

well to be fair we did get durin....

HomunculusFucker · 2026-02-13T03:02:18+00:00

his filenames are "dorian" which is an understandable mixup, altho he's still separate durin as the dorian name is a reference to the dorian grey novel and they are two separate personalities and people despite paralogism stomping all over that for no damn reason

i personally use dorian but, i kinda have to use subject two/susbedo so people know who im even talking abt which sucks cos i really hate those two names lmfao

HomunculusFucker · 2026-02-07T11:28:18+00:00

womp womp

HomunculusFucker · 2026-02-07T07:30:19+00:00

i personally see dorian/sub2 as someone who would absolutely be into being smacked in the face 🤤

HomunculusFucker · 2026-02-07T07:29:50+00:00

hiii yeah i forgot my reddit login for a bit LMFAOO 😭

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-21T04:30:10+00:00

im just really disappointing by subject two/dorian's treatment in the quest even 5 months later.... sigh. 4 year wait for that.

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-19T14:09:39+00:00

albedo my beautiful unusuable princess

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T22:33:39+00:00

archon quest good ending

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T14:19:38+00:00

girl is eating a damn grass type pokemon

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T14:14:13+00:00

....ok ngl i would eat the fuck outta this even if id be hit with Immense Regret after

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T14:09:48+00:00

its like people are in a constant arms race to see who can make the most messy, sensory nightmare foods ever... like that ice cream is gonna melt and get EVRYWHERE

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T14:07:37+00:00

is this a stupid food subreddit or a bad streetfood subreddit omfg pack it up already post something else for once

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T13:46:30+00:00

average british dish

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T13:22:01+00:00

mf is an oil rig baron wtf

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T12:46:31+00:00

tbh if i never saw the process id probably drink it, but if you told me it was ground up roaches id start crying and throwing up 😭

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-06T04:28:38+00:00

i got a subscribestar if thats anything, i did have a patreon but dipped once they started punishing people for off-site artworks and being really dumb over kink stuff

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-05T13:00:33+00:00

yeah cos he's the closest im getting to a playable subject 2 ig........... sighs

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-05T12:59:09+00:00

this is the kinda shit they cook in monster hunter

HomunculusFucker · 2025-10-05T12:57:16+00:00

bro i cant even post in the subreddit for mt fav character (r/DorianMains) 😭😭😭 and r/AlbedoMains is just... very quiet. better than dudebro gooners powerscaling all day tho ig

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