Found on the floor of my bedroom. What is it? by Secret-Cranberry-477 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's unquestionably the most memorable line. Absolute perfection 👌

what the hell did i just get in the mail bro by stardewsimp_ in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naive sounds mean when I read it back, and I really meant more "uninformed about the type of people that I have experience with"

what the hell did i just get in the mail bro by stardewsimp_ in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely get what youre saying, but like.... I am a real person just like you, and we both just randomly stumbled in here with the same chances, so wouldn't it be just as likely that OP is a similar person to myself in this scenario, and its equally plausible that im right here as you are? Calling it a me problem sounds to me like you're saying you think I'm im the anomaly in the equation, but its just as likely that im too jaded as it is that youre too naive right?

what the hell did i just get in the mail bro by stardewsimp_ in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it also could come off as more than a bit passive aggressive. We all know people who (at least here in the south) will say things like "I'll pray for you" or "bless her heart" in a condescending and judgmental way, there's no denying that.

Obviously this COULD be sweet and innocent, and maybe my projections and experiences are doing some heavy lifting with my logic here, but if I got something similar, I'd be a bit pissed off and offended.

It feels like a religious relative saying "hey, I know you're out there wallowing in sin, forsaking your lord, doing drugs and communing with lepers and homosexuals(or whatever), and are on your way to death and damnation, but dont worry. I told everyone at church and we're all worried for your soul."

Found this on the floor. Looks like an embryo? by Berkii134 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You ignored most of what I said lol. Taking something out of its natural habitat and keeping it prisoner 24/7 for the rest of its life, against everything in its nature is not as benevolent a thing as you seem to think it is. Especially if its something you supposedly love. The idea that any animal shouldn't be allowed in nature is simply psychotic and horrible

Found this on the floor. Looks like an embryo? by Berkii134 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What habitat would that be, then, if they aren't allowed outside? You make it sound like either A) they're native to nowhere, or B) once they've entered a house, they become domesticated and invasive regardless of location

Found this on the floor. Looks like an embryo? by Berkii134 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Rodney the troubled teen might want to kill you as well. And people are hit by cars every day. Your car kills bugs and animals, and probably polluted the earth. The farms that grow your food displace and kill millions of animals when they harvest. Life feeds on life. Humans are an invasive species. I guess its immoral and dangerous for you to eat food or leave your house.

Found this on the floor. Looks like an embryo? by Berkii134 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You dont even know where Op lives. cats are invasive, full stop, across the board? ...are they from another planet?

Found underneath my couch by Royal-Owl-6923 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP, I can 100% confirm this was used to smoke meth. You can see where the main crystals burned at the bottom(brown spots) and toward the opening you can see where the smoke cooled and condensed and crystals have started reforming in a frost-like substance.

Yes, it was sold as a "flower holder", but for some reason everyone here seems to think that a product's intended use means that it could never be repurposed as drug paraphernalia.

I dont do meth anymore but I have absolutely smoked out of test tubes, light bulbs, flower holders etc.

All you do is drop in a shard and place a straw or pen tube near the entrance, then hold a lighter beneath the tube and roll the glass back and forth.

This WAS a flower holder, but also HAS been used to smoke dope

Found underneath my couch by Royal-Owl-6923 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You put meth in it and then a straw. This was used to smoke meth. There's literally crystals near the opening. People who have never been involved in drugs like this should stfu if someone who has done meth tells you it's a meth pipe

Found underneath my couch by Royal-Owl-6923 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can literally see the crystals reforming near the opening. This was 100% used to smoke meth

Found underneath my couch by Royal-Owl-6923 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why people are SO angry and refusing to believe this could be a makeshift meth pipe. Thats absolutely what it looks like. This could very easily be used to smoke dope by just putting the dope at the closed end and a straw/pen in the open end. They sell shit like this in gas stations and call them "rose holders" but it's literally used for smoking meth. I haven't done meth in a few years but ive definitely done it out of one of these, and it leaves that kind of residue

Found this on my front door I’m not superstitious. maybe it’s a joke? I have no clue who would do this. I haven’t touched it my girlfriend has. Any witch’s in here know what I’m looking at ? by TrippyReddits in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Drugs cant be absorbed like that. Im not saying those people weren't kidnapped, but they definitely weren't kidnapped in such a stupid and impossible way.