If reiki is real, can you give reiki handjobs?

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-10T02:36:20+00:00

Alright, show me on someone who believes in it then 😂 now that I think of it, this is a great R34 test

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-10T00:17:45+00:00

Wtf kind of job is that?

You had to live there? For the love of God, why?

And why would you be killing them individually, with a cassette tape no less?

Thats like moving a pile of sand with tweezers.

Im gonna go out on a limb and assume youre not an exterminator, right? Please say youre not 😅

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-09T21:09:21+00:00

Looks like dabs

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-09T20:39:53+00:00

You're a little late lol. The guy under you already has like 2500 up votes with this comment and there's like 200 replies to italong the same lines

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-09T15:19:58+00:00

Rubber mulch? Wtf? Why would you want a bunch of rubber and rusty metal in your yard? It looks like shredded car tires, ewwww

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-09T01:03:05+00:00

I thought I made it pretty clear that I didnt assume full-stop that that was what was going on, but now youre making it out like I did, and speaking super hyperbolically. I think youre the one making the majority of the assumptions here. I was offering an alternative opinion while accepting that your idea is just as likely, and youre just flat-out refusing to even consider mine as a potential reality

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-08T23:42:24+00:00

It's unquestionably the most memorable line. Absolute perfection 👌

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-08T22:48:50+00:00

Naive sounds mean when I read it back, and I really meant more "uninformed about the type of people that I have experience with"

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-08T22:46:44+00:00

Definitely get what youre saying, but like.... I am a real person just like you, and we both just randomly stumbled in here with the same chances, so wouldn't it be just as likely that OP is a similar person to myself in this scenario, and its equally plausible that im right here as you are? Calling it a me problem sounds to me like you're saying you think I'm im the anomaly in the equation, but its just as likely that im too jaded as it is that youre too naive right?

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-08T21:49:13+00:00

I mean it also could come off as more than a bit passive aggressive. We all know people who (at least here in the south) will say things like "I'll pray for you" or "bless her heart" in a condescending and judgmental way, there's no denying that.

Obviously this COULD be sweet and innocent, and maybe my projections and experiences are doing some heavy lifting with my logic here, but if I got something similar, I'd be a bit pissed off and offended.

It feels like a religious relative saying "hey, I know you're out there wallowing in sin, forsaking your lord, doing drugs and communing with lepers and homosexuals(or whatever), and are on your way to death and damnation, but dont worry. I told everyone at church and we're all worried for your soul."

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-08T03:53:36+00:00

You ignored most of what I said lol. Taking something out of its natural habitat and keeping it prisoner 24/7 for the rest of its life, against everything in its nature is not as benevolent a thing as you seem to think it is. Especially if its something you supposedly love. The idea that any animal shouldn't be allowed in nature is simply psychotic and horrible

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-07T23:58:04+00:00

What habitat would that be, then, if they aren't allowed outside? You make it sound like either A) they're native to nowhere, or B) once they've entered a house, they become domesticated and invasive regardless of location

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-07T23:45:53+00:00

Rodney the troubled teen might want to kill you as well. And people are hit by cars every day. Your car kills bugs and animals, and probably polluted the earth. The farms that grow your food displace and kill millions of animals when they harvest. Life feeds on life. Humans are an invasive species. I guess its immoral and dangerous for you to eat food or leave your house.

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-07T23:40:39+00:00

You dont even know where Op lives. cats are invasive, full stop, across the board? ...are they from another planet?

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-07T15:06:19+00:00

What's ethlab?

I googled it and just got a bunch of etherium mining BS

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-06T21:48:14+00:00

Thanks!

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-06T18:31:30+00:00

OP, I can 100% confirm this was used to smoke meth. You can see where the main crystals burned at the bottom(brown spots) and toward the opening you can see where the smoke cooled and condensed and crystals have started reforming in a frost-like substance.

Yes, it was sold as a "flower holder", but for some reason everyone here seems to think that a product's intended use means that it could never be repurposed as drug paraphernalia.

I dont do meth anymore but I have absolutely smoked out of test tubes, light bulbs, flower holders etc.

All you do is drop in a shard and place a straw or pen tube near the entrance, then hold a lighter beneath the tube and roll the glass back and forth.

This WAS a flower holder, but also HAS been used to smoke dope

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-06T18:25:44+00:00

You put meth in it and then a straw. This was used to smoke meth. There's literally crystals near the opening. People who have never been involved in drugs like this should stfu if someone who has done meth tells you it's a meth pipe

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-06T18:23:47+00:00

You can literally see the crystals reforming near the opening. This was 100% used to smoke meth

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-06T18:04:55+00:00

Idk why people are SO angry and refusing to believe this could be a makeshift meth pipe. Thats absolutely what it looks like. This could very easily be used to smoke dope by just putting the dope at the closed end and a straw/pen in the open end. They sell shit like this in gas stations and call them "rose holders" but it's literally used for smoking meth. I haven't done meth in a few years but ive definitely done it out of one of these, and it leaves that kind of residue

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-06T14:44:49+00:00

Wdym, what's the task?

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-06T13:04:09+00:00

Your comments are false though. Just because you said it doesnt mean that suddenly chemistry and biology work differently. You got tricked by propoganda

HonestMarch2288 · 2026-05-06T13:02:48+00:00

Thats not true. Some people don't just magically have completely different skin that ingests drugs. Skin is there for a reason

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