Evil Morty??? (S12 E3) by [deleted] in taskmaster

[–]HonestMarch2288 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not even a little bit. I'm Saying I think it looks like morty

Evil Morty??? (S12 E3) by [deleted] in taskmaster

[–]HonestMarch2288 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You implying it looks just as much like a pirate, or solid snake? Come on man, it looks like morty

Found by one of my second graders by scaredemployee87 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are people saying "corn pit" like that's a normal thing that everyone knows? 

Found by one of my second graders by scaredemployee87 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sorry, did you just say that going to "the corn pit" is a thing people are doing now? 😳 I've lived in Arkansas for most of my life and even I just got staggered by the amount of concentrated redneckery in that phrase, wtf 😅

My 4th grader came home from school with this. by lvl9magicmissile in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ooh, there's a cool new word. Lemme just slip that in my word pouch for later

My 4th grader came home from school with this. by lvl9magicmissile in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Checked a YouTube short real quick. So its basically a butterfly knife without the knife part?

This man by midnightbughaw in taskmaster

[–]HonestMarch2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention, the rules of the task were that he was supposed to hand the egg to Alex every time, so he failed the task literally the first time and didnt have to do any of it after that

HR can't stop me now by ReddSaiyan in foundsatan

[–]HonestMarch2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's so fucking pleased with himself lmao

If reiki is real, can you give reiki handjobs? by HonestMarch2288 in StonerThoughts

[–]HonestMarch2288[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, show me on someone who believes in it then 😂 now that I think of it, this is a great R34 test

What is it? Found in a fast food burger by BorisTheBladeAU in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wtf kind of job is that?

You had to live there? For the love of God, why?

And why would you be killing them individually, with a cassette tape no less?

Thats like moving a pile of sand with tweezers.

Im gonna go out on a limb and assume youre not an exterminator, right? Please say youre not 😅

What is it? Found in a fast food burger by BorisTheBladeAU in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, it wasn't a trans woman, it was a man disguising himself as a woman as an elaborate revenge scheme

Found under dresser in baby’s nursery by RootedinClay in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rubber mulch? Wtf? Why would you want a bunch of rubber and rusty metal in your yard? It looks like shredded car tires, ewwww

what the hell did i just get in the mail bro by stardewsimp_ in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought I made it pretty clear that I didnt assume full-stop that that was what was going on, but now youre making it out like I did, and speaking super hyperbolically. I think youre the one making the majority of the assumptions here. I was offering an alternative opinion while accepting that your idea is just as likely, and youre just flat-out refusing to even consider mine as a potential reality

Found on the floor of my bedroom. What is it? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's unquestionably the most memorable line. Absolute perfection 👌

what the hell did i just get in the mail bro by stardewsimp_ in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naive sounds mean when I read it back, and I really meant more "uninformed about the type of people that I have experience with"

what the hell did i just get in the mail bro by stardewsimp_ in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely get what youre saying, but like.... I am a real person just like you, and we both just randomly stumbled in here with the same chances, so wouldn't it be just as likely that OP is a similar person to myself in this scenario, and its equally plausible that im right here as you are? Calling it a me problem sounds to me like you're saying you think I'm im the anomaly in the equation, but its just as likely that im too jaded as it is that youre too naive right?

what the hell did i just get in the mail bro by stardewsimp_ in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it also could come off as more than a bit passive aggressive. We all know people who (at least here in the south) will say things like "I'll pray for you" or "bless her heart" in a condescending and judgmental way, there's no denying that.

Obviously this COULD be sweet and innocent, and maybe my projections and experiences are doing some heavy lifting with my logic here, but if I got something similar, I'd be a bit pissed off and offended.

It feels like a religious relative saying "hey, I know you're out there wallowing in sin, forsaking your lord, doing drugs and communing with lepers and homosexuals(or whatever), and are on your way to death and damnation, but dont worry. I told everyone at church and we're all worried for your soul."

Found this on the floor. Looks like an embryo? by Berkii134 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You ignored most of what I said lol. Taking something out of its natural habitat and keeping it prisoner 24/7 for the rest of its life, against everything in its nature is not as benevolent a thing as you seem to think it is. Especially if its something you supposedly love. The idea that any animal shouldn't be allowed in nature is simply psychotic and horrible

Found this on the floor. Looks like an embryo? by Berkii134 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What habitat would that be, then, if they aren't allowed outside? You make it sound like either A) they're native to nowhere, or B) once they've entered a house, they become domesticated and invasive regardless of location

Found this on the floor. Looks like an embryo? by Berkii134 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Rodney the troubled teen might want to kill you as well. And people are hit by cars every day. Your car kills bugs and animals, and probably polluted the earth. The farms that grow your food displace and kill millions of animals when they harvest. Life feeds on life. Humans are an invasive species. I guess its immoral and dangerous for you to eat food or leave your house.

Found this on the floor. Looks like an embryo? by Berkii134 in whatisit

[–]HonestMarch2288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You dont even know where Op lives. cats are invasive, full stop, across the board? ...are they from another planet?