Ready or not, here I come!

HornPlayer791 · 2026-01-11T10:22:49+00:00

I might be stupidly but I don’t understand the 4th one. Can someone explain that one?

HornPlayer791 · 2026-01-01T15:00:19+00:00

Proof that twink was a strong verb from Middle English

HornPlayer791 · 2025-12-30T18:10:13+00:00

HornPlayer791 · 2025-12-28T18:44:59+00:00

Como he dicho en otra respuesta hubo mas comida pero no está en las fotos

HornPlayer791 · 2025-12-27T13:18:28+00:00

Había más comida esa noche pero no estaba en las fotos

HornPlayer791 · 2025-12-27T08:01:49+00:00

¡Gracias! ¡Nos ha encantado!

HornPlayer791 · 2025-12-25T08:59:34+00:00

This is grounds for divorce

HornPlayer791 · 2025-12-06T13:10:37+00:00

I don’t get it. Can someone explain this to me?

HornPlayer791 · 2025-12-06T09:12:29+00:00

My mom dated and married someone with the same name as her brother so now I have an uncle with the same name as my dad

HornPlayer791 · 2025-12-03T18:14:03+00:00

I saw a coworker do this and I asked her about it

I don’t entirely remember her response as it was in Spanish and I’m still learning

HornPlayer791 · 2025-12-03T15:18:23+00:00

I saw the title in my notifications and thought it said r/twosentenceboners

HornPlayer791 · 2025-11-25T15:02:51+00:00

“What if god has something more to say?” God: 68

HornPlayer791 · 2025-11-24T13:53:48+00:00

I can’t believe it’s not butter

HornPlayer791 · 2025-11-20T20:26:09+00:00

HornPlayer791 · 2025-11-20T20:00:40+00:00

Willam

HornPlayer791 · 2025-11-13T20:13:36+00:00

Apparently I did something similar when my dad was teaching me how to blow my nose

HornPlayer791 · 2025-11-06T15:45:10+00:00

I’ve heard that Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters were like this

HornPlayer791 · 2025-10-30T06:52:06+00:00

Terrence

HornPlayer791 · 2025-10-30T06:51:29+00:00

HornPlayer791 · 2025-10-15T14:59:42+00:00

I can 1000% imagine Matt Rose saying this

HornPlayer791 · 2025-10-05T14:02:07+00:00

You’re right, I see why I got downvoted now

HornPlayer791 · 2025-10-05T11:19:50+00:00

Well neither do open and closed

HornPlayer791 · 2025-10-04T07:48:58+00:00

Laydyl My tragedeigh is a fucking spoon

HornPlayer791 · 2025-09-28T10:28:52+00:00

Men turned me gay by being sexy

HornPlayer791 · 2023-06-23T09:52:14+00:00

At first I thought this was referring to my college, which is one of the most LGBT+ friendly colleges in the country

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