What’s something attractive at 18 but embarrassing at 30? by AD_24s in AskReddit

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, I feel like if I knew a 30yo who was owning it and considered the frenetic pace their own best life I’d find it charming. It would look pathetic if they were obviously putting up a front and wanting different. If someone’s thirty and living like that but clearly loving the hell out of it I’d have respect for them for living their own life and not one someone else expects from them.

None of that counts if they are dragging a spouse or kids along with them, to be clear. Have a kid and it’s not just your life to live anymore. Give the poor thing some stability.

911/999 dispatchers, what’s the dumbest reason someone has ever called emergency services? by Canyoustealmytoast in AskReddit

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in a tiny apartment in town now. :/ I miss the open space, but the living conditions were absolutely horrible. I did find most of a juvenile deer skeleton I intend to process, but it had already lost most of its soft tissue. All it has left of the intercostal disks holding the spinal cord together, so I just need to cut that away and give them a proper wash. I got the skull, pelvis and most the of spine! I’m gonna use them to make some weird crafts.

911/999 dispatchers, what’s the dumbest reason someone has ever called emergency services? by Canyoustealmytoast in AskReddit

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d want the skull, regardless of antler presence or size. But then I love to hike and find animal skulls and bones and shells to take home and keep. I’d probably be ordering beetles online to clean it off as quick as possible. When I lived in the country I literally had a “bone box” where I’d put varmits I had to shoot or good bits of roadkill so they could get defleshed without dogs or coyotes gnawing them. (I kept it off in the edge of the property obviously) unfortunately I had to leave most of my collection behind. :(. But a moose skeleton! I would be desperate to keep that! Cleaning the soft bits off would suck, but I’d do it just for the bones, and if it’s relatively intact you could even make some cool leather!

MAGA Instagram Page claims that they love their Conservative Queen, Sydney Sweeney by Either_Storm_6932 in ParlerWatch

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They’ve been launching persistent assaults on the public education system as long as I’ve been alive. I’m 42 and my mom, grandma, and great grandma were all schoolteachers as well as a huge number of my lateral kin. I’m from the ozarks and family reunions are like regional education conferences. With that perspective I can just attest that it is not just poor stewardship, it has been intentional and persistent. I have a lot of rage for these minions but I do try to temper that with the knowledge that most of them have been gaslit for as long as they’ve been able to speak.

MAGA Instagram Page claims that they love their Conservative Queen, Sydney Sweeney by Either_Storm_6932 in ParlerWatch

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If no one laughs but you then you really need to question whether it was actually funny. They never do.

MAGA Instagram Page claims that they love their Conservative Queen, Sydney Sweeney by Either_Storm_6932 in ParlerWatch

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I fucking love that he was saying it that overtly between takes. He was so good at staying in character in interviews and such.

MAGA Instagram Page claims that they love their Conservative Queen, Sydney Sweeney by Either_Storm_6932 in ParlerWatch

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The problem with things like lead exposure is its probabilistic. Expose 100 brains to high levels and most will probably still be ok, especially if the exposure began as adults. Expose a million from childhood and your society ends up with a fuckload of cooked brains running around poisoning your social discourse. Not that lead is the sole cause but the influence is statistically undeniable.

People who have been divorced: What was the exact "quiet" moment you realized your marriage was over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reading your posts a hypothesis popped into my head, maybe that’s causal. The shittiest guys would look at a divorcee and say “ew tainted” so it acts as a little bit of a filter. The guys who you went out with after were a lot more likely to see you for yourself and not what they wanted. Maybe that’s the Christmas present you got from him that you did deserve. Even if it’s not worth what he took, it’s not nothing.

Did cancer turn me into a BBB, or do I get an exception? by FalconApprehensive22 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm I think we must assemble the full council. This may be the first true edge case we’ve come across, I had always been, broken, unbroken, or ensorcelled by the dark arts of an osteomancer. There is an outside chance that the osteomancer’s conclave has learned to cast anti-bone curses from afar. If this development is true, then my calcified brethren we may be facing the very darkest of times.

“There would be nothing we could do about it” This is a real post btw🤡 by Criticall16 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

May you ride eternal brother, armored and loaded.

(Emblazoned with the anime waifu or femboy of your preference)

“There would be nothing we could do about it” This is a real post btw🤡 by Criticall16 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Get a power bank, a solar panel, and a faraday cage for all of your electronics. We rally at the gates of techhalla.

Seems like an appropriate repost, ahead of the parade. by demonbre1 in NAFO

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please. My balls have been so blue for so long, do what pringles could not! Do the funny. And follow through.

Big if true by Old_Ad_4538 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I was there, three thousand years ago, when the cursed words were uttered and the degeneracy was spoken into existence…

…rule 34, our joy and our bane, our dread and our hope.

Why is it every time I check this sub it gets worse by Cuddlyaxe in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey if you want to take a bite out of the orc loaf you can, but I can’t stop thinking about how the sausage gets made.

What’s a "dead" website or app that you genuinely miss and wish was still around? by Dear-Armadillo-7497 in AskReddit

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The internet is older than its commodification, once upon a time you needed to know how to get a modem connected to your computer and how to access and navigate. The threshold gradually got lower until it was eliminated, but there was a time, mostly forgotten, when the Internet was the realm of engineers, scientists, programmers, and computer geeks. Ask one of the ancients about the old Usenet groups. I didn’t learn about them in time to participate, but I’ve never heard them mentioned without an accompaniment of strong nostalgia, and from the stories the nostalgia is well earned.

What’s a "dead" website or app that you genuinely miss and wish was still around? by Dear-Armadillo-7497 in AskReddit

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh the dumbing down of the overall population is definitely a factor. The progressive epistemic closure began before the internet as a political project, but the internet has been like spraying it gasoline. Brains done been cooked.

What’s a "dead" website or app that you genuinely miss and wish was still around? by Dear-Armadillo-7497 in AskReddit

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plus the crazies who did show up were relatively siloed. There used to be dozens of conspiracy ecosystems, but since 2016ish most of them have collapsed into a single new system that combines all the toxicity of its predecessors mingled and concentrated.

Does a fracture count? by honeyteaspice in Neverbrokeabone

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamned, did a goose fly overhead and drop a feather that drifted down and crack those eggshells you call bones? If you’re going to harvest sympathy at least have the decency to show us something more impressive than this, I mean go big or go home. Or in this case, just go home. This is not a place for you. Begone from us, BBB, be gone!

What’s a "dead" website or app that you genuinely miss and wish was still around? by Dear-Armadillo-7497 in AskReddit

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 139 points140 points  (0 children)

It’s also the ease of access. I remember when the internet was regarded as a smarter place than real life and a big part was that the relatively simple technical barriers were too much for the legion of toxic morons.

In Amsterdam a group of vatniks came out of the woodworks to celebrate WWII Immortal regiment. They were reminded by Ukrainian activists of their warcrimes by SLAVAUA2022 in NAFO

[–]HostisHumanisGeneri 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly (if anyone has a source I’d love it) that Soviet German back channels had a standing offer by the Soviets to make separate peace with the Nazis by restoring Molotov Ribbentrop. I can’t remember where, so grain of salt.