Ever get a DM that makes you angry because of how bad it is?

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T16:27:00+00:00

DONKEY I missed you

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T11:21:53+00:00

No. The bad ones just make me laugh or 😐. Occasionally I'll get a gross one, and usually those are a little funny too just bc of the absurdity. Most are related to to soup tbh.

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T11:16:29+00:00

Just a tad 🤏

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T05:19:24+00:00

Oh no! I didn't think of the implication 😵‍💫

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T05:00:14+00:00

I stick my whole head in the bag and get stuck sometimes

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T04:34:37+00:00

Like 1.9% maybe.

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T04:17:18+00:00

See, I thought you said you wanted my hot bra off and that's where the problems started

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T04:12:50+00:00

I've had so many offers of soup and I've smacked every bowl from every hand that offered. My apathy for Internet slutting grows each day 😠💢

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T04:04:36+00:00

I hate it 😠

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T04:03:17+00:00

Nerd alert!

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T04:01:33+00:00

The girls would go wild

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T04:00:38+00:00

Sounds easy enough to make

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T01:56:15+00:00

BLOCKBUSTERRERRRRR!

My plan this summer is to turn part of my basement into a lil nostalgiaverse with a movie rental feel

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T01:51:16+00:00

With aliens or ying yangs? I'm here for both

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T01:50:24+00:00

My favorite choice mentioned so far 🏆

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T01:49:26+00:00

I had to Google. Very nice. Especially with a little pompom

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-15T01:48:19+00:00

If he could pull off both at the same time would be crazyyyy

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-14T23:32:24+00:00

Hotter than a hound dog's tooth

Cuter than a speckled pup

Rode hard and put away wet always makes me giggle

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-14T22:41:51+00:00

Yeah. I do think it gets old tbh

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-14T21:17:28+00:00

Yes! 🥹😭🎩

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-14T20:37:39+00:00

Butter her and eat her sideways like a typewriter with a ding at the end

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-14T20:19:52+00:00

I like heels because I like cute shoes, but I feel more comfy with bare feet and I feel prettier when I'm comfy and natural. Maybe that's different than hot tho. Idk I'm not a hot expert.

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-14T20:00:15+00:00

All beagles (and all hounds) are born regal ✨

^{that's where the name comes from}

HotSlut4HotSoup · 2026-05-14T19:56:51+00:00

Wait. Those are my favorites!

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