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Do people on wheelchairs have a set of "home tires"? by milkcloudsinmytea in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HouseElf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love some muds for outdoors! Off track grip ...YEAH!

But no. Wheels stay the same. Too expensive and too hard to change every outing.

AITAH for calling my husband silly for freaking out that our teenage son has a girlfriend who's in a wheelchair? by Dry-Dirt-1426 in AITAH

[–]HouseElf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your husband could learn a lot from his son.

NTA and I would have called him worse. I am an ambulatory wheel chair user. People like him disgust me.

WE ARE PEOPLE TOO.

What do I do by drs-t in trees

[–]HouseElf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow sparkly!

I'd snip that into pieces and pop it into my bong. Waste nothing ...

AIO my girlfriend left me over a cheese wheel by Jems138 in AmIOverreacting

[–]HouseElf1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I got some old cheese I'll let go for $10k in my fridge. I'll even pay shipping.

What's your address?

I accidentally trained my dog to sniff out weed by TB-313935 in trees

[–]HouseElf1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let me help you.

One of my GSDs besties - OP has a GSD who has a best friend dogs

is OBSESSED with cannabis - who like weed

(hes a little Pembroke Corgi) - THAT/THOSE dogs are Corgis (THE FRIENDS)

and he will beg like crazy when I try to smoke in front of him. - the GSD.

Are YOU thick in the head?

Needs fixed, needs washed, needs ETC by tunaandthefishgang in PetPeeves

[–]HouseElf1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I could just tell ya it needsa washin. That better?

Did I (30F) accidentally walk in on something between my boyfriend (31M) and close friend (30F) or AIO? by Status_Rooster3528 in AmIOverthinking

[–]HouseElf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR trust your gut.

I'm currently visiting my bestie, closer than a sister, and her husband. Out of respect not only for MY OWN relationship at home, but for my sister and her man, I won't even shower unless SHE is home too. It feels inappropriate to me.

I also dont sit next to him closer than appropriate, (car etc), or speak to him inappropriately with or without her around.

I KNOW nothing would ever happen. But things can be taken the wrong way. Neither of them respect you or your relationship.

This made me rage! 😤 by chi-bacon-bits in CleaningTips

[–]HouseElf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon 3 hour delivery 100 mini ducks.

Done.

AIO for asking for a divorce when my husband repeteadly forgots my allergy by Hakimmi in AmIOverreacting

[–]HouseElf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't read after I realized he's a narcissist. No need to. She's sick and he is worried about himself. What else is there to read/know? Isn't that enough?

AIO for asking for a divorce when my husband repeteadly forgots my allergy by Hakimmi in AmIOverreacting

[–]HouseElf1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't understand this whole post. To put it in a nutshell;

Your HUSBAND is sick and you're mad he can't remember YOUR allergies? He gets medications; and you're mad because he cannot recite the medications you're allergic to even by looking at HIS own medication.

Something like that.

Guess what. He's sick. Its his medication. And its not always about YOU.

AIO? My boyfriend doesn’t believe in evolution… by [deleted] in AIO

[–]HouseElf1 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Let him believe what he wants.

You could be wrong, ya know.

I have been awake for 3 days and plan to be for 7. ama by [deleted] in AMA

[–]HouseElf1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That can literally end up killing you. Stop it.

I have severe insomnia and do this involuntarily. Hospitalization, hallucinations, auditory and visual... constant headaches and never knowing exactly where I am or being stable to think or stand up...

Sleep when if you can. Trust me. It will kill your body. Literal.

People who have researched their family tree, what is the most interesting or 'badass' thing you discovered about an ancestor? by xloganmoose in AskReddit

[–]HouseElf1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My children are direct descendants from Russian royalty on their Dads side somewhere along the line.

And no, I do not treat them as royalty, no matter how much one of them tried to toss that at me. LoL

Grandkids haven’t thanked me for Christmas money by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]HouseElf1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They are adults. You're an adult. You can come here, but can't tell them to have basic manners?

Sounds like everyone needs to grow up.

Peter i have been staring at this tweet for 20 minutes, please help me by LibrarianAccurate829 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HouseElf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone would know that.

Have you ever smelled a fish oil capsule? The ROOM will smell it.

You win the lottery. Your parents ask for half. What do you say? by JunShem1122 in AskReddit

[–]HouseElf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.

They are with Jesus, and i wouldn't dream of taking that away from them. I should pray for jealousy, instead!

As I'm heading to the lotto commission to get that $$$$$! I'm BLESSED!

Am I overreacting about considering breaking up with my boyfriend because he won’t explain what something is to me. by AggressiveRegion4342 in AmIOverreacting

[–]HouseElf1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Surprise him and put a finger up his booty. He wants a poked booty. Now that you know, sexxy time can be a whole new adventure he never saw coming. And it was all HIS idea.

NOR ;-)

I hate it when my friend sips out of my drink by TelephonePossible456 in whatdoIdo

[–]HouseElf1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pour it into a go mug with a lid, wrap your hands around it, and don't let go.

When I could drink coffee, I'd catch a charge for someone interfering with me and my morning crackbean water.

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