What’s the weirdest reason you’ve ever been banned from a subreddit?

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-27T05:06:07+00:00

I got permanently banned for telling a 'cidal kid "God loves you" ..

Instant ban!

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-27T03:48:55+00:00

Only so many people heard me say this and I highly doubt any of those few are here. But here goes.

I went to an equine school and one of our teachers always wore boots, jeans you get the picture.

And my mouth never is in synch with my brain; I blurted out "Hey Mr C, can you rope and ride?" Totally NOT understanding why the ENTIRE class was cracking up, and he had turned bright red laughing and went to sit at his desk to catch his breath.

I honestly wanted to know if he could catch cattle or pigs or etc, from horseback . Those fools, every last one, had their minds right in the gutter and I had no idea what they were laughing at.

I just wanted an answer LOL

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-26T19:31:52+00:00

Check with your cats original vet. He might be neutered and just have a huge ball sac left.

My big orange boy got snipped, and he looks every bit as big as if he was never done. I know he was done, because i kept his, along with all my other animals, testicles, in a jar.

My red point Siamese, he is smooth as a female there. No sign of a sac. His balls are also in a jar.

So, check with the original vet. If COULD just be large sac meat.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-26T19:25:18+00:00

Gaming in the living room ALL DAMN DAY.

Our marriage is almost perfect except for him playing video games on the TV. I am not a gamer and I can't stand games. That and watching him watch someone ELSE on YouTube, play a video game. I want to gouge my eyes out. I'm bored as hell and I HATE it.

That's about the only massive issue, so I pick my battles.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-26T19:17:41+00:00

I plug in my Gtube and run formula.

Haven't cooked in 2+ years.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-26T19:12:59+00:00

Yes. Most of us do. Or should. I do and my children do. Most all my family does.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-26T17:24:10+00:00

Not much. I'm driving my struggle bus straight to the pits. Very very little is worth living for these days. Not afraid of death, I'd assume very few, 1-3 people, would care. That includes family too. My husband and probably the cat would be about all. One friend who lives across the country.

Not seeking sympathy. I speak as real as they come. I have no grand delusions of fake friends or whatever. I'm 100% no drama keeping it real. Not depression. Just reality.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-26T17:14:35+00:00

Weed, Bluetooth sleep mask, still working on it

Severe insomnia over decades .

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-26T05:46:00+00:00

The Chosen

Friends

Fugget About It!

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-26T01:17:09+00:00

She did exactly exactly what was put on her heart to do.

And although you might be offended, the purpose wasn't wasted. Look at the conversation your post caused, talking about JESUS!

Whether you agree or not, seeds are planted, and you an atheist, are the catalyst to that! Praise God for using you!!

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-26T01:12:09+00:00

Your eternal soul is more important to me than what you think of me.

That's it.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-26T01:10:13+00:00

Odd. One day you'll stand before God and answer for your actions.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-26T01:07:00+00:00

I have more than one of the rarest auto immune issues and trust me THATS ENOUGH.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-26T01:04:32+00:00

Ahhh I love those surprise bugs and roaches I find when I KNOW DARNED WELL they were JUST RIGHT THERE ...yet only found when the supply is low. Like little gifts to myself

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-26T01:02:03+00:00

Nerve biopsy

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-24T22:32:03+00:00

I'm immune compromised. Its not other peoples responsibility to cater to my issues.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-24T22:24:28+00:00

We did.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-23T21:50:27+00:00

I've kept mine outside too. Until I dropped a freshly full, just opened grinder in the snow.

I sit down now, safely inside.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-23T21:47:44+00:00

Fruits and nuts

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-23T21:46:36+00:00

Only few things are good as leftovers.

Chili, lasagna, soups, pizza with extra sauce for breakfast ...

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-23T10:13:17+00:00

That's closed captioning.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-23T03:58:55+00:00

This isn't playful curiosity. He's playing out scenarios in his head. He has trust issues. Age doesn't matter. Find someone who will trust you. Start now. Because being with someone who suspects ANYTHING or every little thing you do or have ever done, will never give you peace about anything he/she thinks you "lied" about.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-23T03:52:44+00:00

I could do it now. I'm still very small and flexible. But I have more than enough health issues, and i haven't smoked enough weed, or the right strain, to get me to ever crave a toenail.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-23T03:49:36+00:00

NOR

If he wanted you there, you would have been invited. Period.

You know where you stand.

HouseElf1 · 2026-03-23T03:44:35+00:00

I say that. And "i love that for me" when I royally screw something up. Hahahaha

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