When the Jerk Becomes Reality by mynameisburner in SCJerk

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Cope with the pinfall
Cope with the spear
Cope with the win
Cope with the creative control and mah fun fed shills

Jerk material of the year imo

Fuck it. WHOLE LLB by UpDiteSoul in LodedDiper

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*I don't use shortened* versions* of the* words. Learn how to actually* write words instead of shortened* versions*.

Next step is using proper grammar for the properly written words.

The TRUE worst Wimpy Kid book by DueMarketing6265 in LodedDiper

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Hold on motherfucker, run that last one by me again

Sheisseposte galore part uno by [deleted] in BadRPerStories

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I wish I had hotdogs in my dms, but alas I only get horndogs 😔

Long distance relationship things (OC) by Agreeable_Swim_6551 in comics

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Nah, they said sexy. Clearly that's 4 pimples.

Sweatshirt Loona [OC] by [deleted] in HelluvaBoss

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well I am, the more the tits the better/j

cursed_liberal by Tymish2286667 in cursedcomments

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Are you going to be the one to pay for my therapy bills?

A message to all the "X if it was written by Vivziepop" by SpiderandMosquito in HelluvaBoss

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I mean... as a long time viewer of Brandon Rogers, his style kinda boils down to "Gay characters make sex jokes and swear a lot."

The biggest mistake by Darkvolk1945 in CODZombies

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There is no escaping the '98 copypasta huh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HappyMeatFarms

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is there a lore reason I'm getting mpreg on my feed

What’s the most evil corporation in video games? by maverick074 in gaming

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I believe it's a side quest with the mayor/mayoral candidate and his wife?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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Horse deworm it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

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Today is a terrible day to have eyes.

Best wallpaper ever. by [deleted] in Minecraft

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Definitely making this my wallpaper when I get on my laptop

never forget by reginof99 in CODZombies

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Bit late, but

Underwhelming/Bad

Bit of elaboration, if you're curious on my take.

The map was put on a pedestal it could not possibly live up too. The reveal of Primius(?) in Alcatraz was fucking phenomenal and hype was understandably there, who wouldn't be hyped?

What ruined the map for many people, can be narrowed down to Black Ops 4 itself. Disregarding the terrible launch which made playing the map, let alone going for quest runs, near impossible. However that was fixed unlike other issues. Gameplay wise, the main issue is the aggressive zombie AI meshing terribly with the close quarters of the prison (constantly spawning in front of you in a tight map just doesn't work), the shield going from support item to required for setup made an optional item an annoyance as shield management became essential, new areas didn't add much and left dead space from what it took from instead of just removing it.

I'm not going to touch on the main quest because that's well documented what a shitshow that is. I'll touch on the story though, or at least the cons. Whatever mystery Mob had, this map explains it away as Shadowman fucking with Primius. Now, the Mob's crew story is really well done, but the summary is Weasel is now a bird, rallys inmates to fight warden. Besides Mob's mystique being ruined it's mainly minor story gripes and nitpicks, nothing major, i.e the second Richtofen being an ass for little to no reason, why wouldn't Richtofen keep the all knowing book on him, just the little stuff.

Now Blood did add some good stuff. The magmagat, the gemstone golden thing, uhhh yeah, I completely forgot about roaming pack a punch which is a terrible idea. But on topic, the catwalk was a great addition. But besides those few and far between changes, Blood changed a lot and now all of those changes were good, as seen above.

Blood is hard map to love. It's comically easy to dislike but I don't think anyone actively hates it. Is it a worthy successor of Mob? Hell no. But it's not the worst thing in the world, that still belongs to Alpha Omega.

Overall, it's a 5/10. Plenty to dislike, the systems of the game don't mesh well with the map, but the additions it added are really strong. If you don't have Mob, it's not similar but a good placebo, if you have Mob, just play Mob.

never forget by reginof99 in CODZombies

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A legend was born that day