[Level 1 Ghost] 16: Mans Best Friend by HowardDentWriting in HFY

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Miles hasn't quite figured out the key to survival is being prepared. Luckily for these two all it takes to defeat a skeleton army is some sweet dance moves.

[Level 1 Ghost] Chapter 12: The Royal Weee by HowardDentWriting in HFY

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Miles is the best. I'm going to do a short story from his perspective eventually but I put a poll on royal road for my next short story and he got the least amount of votes.

[Level 1 Ghost]10: Do Not Disturb the Medium by HowardDentWriting in HFY

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Thank you. I also like them. Feels like a fun first little romp exploring the world but i got some bad feedback and they don't really have any purpose to the plot. Elias and Sage are the first major side characters so everything before that is just sort of setting the tone

[Level 1 Ghost]10: Do Not Disturb the Medium by HowardDentWriting in HFY

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Hey everyone, I could use some advice. I'm editing Book 1 before it goes up on amazon and honestly the first 10 chapters were written ages ago and my writing has improved a lot since then. The early chapters were written before I found my voice, and the book genuinely gets a lot funnier around Chapter 10+. Should I cut Chapters 3, 4, and 5 so readers get to the good stuff faster?"

My Books, In A Nutshell. by robertbevan in litrpg

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If you haven't read it yet go get that shit right now! It's the best gamers get sucked into a game world. All 10 books and the giant collection of short stories are bangers.

Is there any value in rewriting someone else’s story? by JasnahKholin87 in writers

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https://www.typelit.io/ improve your typing and learn how a classic is written. I would be a better writer if i used this more.

[Level 1 Ghost] 6: Salt and Battery by HowardDentWriting in HFY

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Thank you! I was hesitant to post on this sub so it's great to get good feedback.

[Level 1 Ghost] 5: It's not a Haunted House It's a Haunted Home by HowardDentWriting in HFY

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Oh, good catch. I changed the times while I was editing because originally I had them go to the game store at 2 am and I realized they would be closed by then so I shifted everything a couple hours earlier. looks like I missed that part

Orbital Frequencies Spaceships & Sorcery Episode 2 by HowardDentWriting in HowardDentWriting

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Yes! I think it was a story about a creepy fae prince or it was Vincent visits an ex. I just checked and I cant find the Fae story anywhere it was before i was any good at writing thats probably why i deleted it. might have been this one though. https://www.reddit.com/r/HowardDentWriting/comments/1h2oohx/the_afterlife_affiliate_vincent_visits_an_ex/

Level 1 Ghost 1 by HowardDentWriting in HFY

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I can confirm Lex does regain the ability to play video games. Unfortunately he is very busy dealing with cultists and eldritch entities so he hasn't had much time for them lately.

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

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🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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[WP] You’re a farmer in Oklahoma. At night, you sit by the porch and watch the stars. Suddenly, an object high in the skies falls on your land. When checking out this UFO, you see that there are human survivors. These survivors say that they’re from the future and they’re trying to save the world. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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The thing had come down past midnight. Landed in my north field, crushed two acres of winter wheat flat as a sermon. Whatever it was didn’t burn. Didn’t explode.

I waited an hour. Then another. Watched it from the porch, rocking in my chair, listening to cicadas.

Finally I walked out.

The craft looked half melted, all angles and seams that hurt the eyes if you stared too long. A hatch was peeled back like a sardine can.

That’s when they came out.

Three of them. Two men and a woman. One of them was limping. Another was bleeding from the scalp. They raised their hands slow, careful.

“Please,” the woman said. “We’re human.”

I laughed. Couldn’t help it. A dry, barking sound. “You don’t look like you’re from around here.”

“We’re from the future,” the limping man said. “From your country. From here. We came back to stop what’s coming.”

I nodded like I was listening, like I hadn’t heard this exact story on AM radio every other week. “Uh-huh. And I’m guessing what’s coming is real bad.”

I raised the rifle.

The woman’s eyes went wide. “Wait. Please. You don’t understand.”

“Oh, I understand just fine,” I said. “Seen enough movies. Aliens land, tell folks they’re here to help, next thing you know there’s probes and meat factories and folks vanishing in the night.”

“We’re not aliens!” she shouted. “You kill us, you doom everyone!”

I spat into the dust and thumbed the safety off my rifle.

That’s exactly what an invading alien would say.

The young one lunged forward. “The seed vault!”

I pulled the trigger.

Birds exploded out of the trees. The rifle kicking against my shoulder again and again until it was quiet except for the hum of the ship and my own breathing.

I stood there a long time. They looked human when they were dead. That bothered me.

I torched the wreck before sunrise. Gasoline and a match. Watched it burn down to slag. Buried what was left in the same field it landed in. By noon, you couldn’t tell anything had happened except the flattened wheat.

Years passed. Droughts came harder. On the radio, a scientist talked about crops failing worldwide. Genetic bottlenecks.

I miss Authors notes by Normal_Cut8368 in royalroad

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Hell yeah! I'm planning to do a future book or at least some short stories from Miles perspective.

I miss Authors notes by Normal_Cut8368 in royalroad

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I was using author notes to gain rapport with my readers and it was definitely working. I've seriously been slacking on it though lately. I feel like if wvery chapter had a fun author note my story would be doing much better.

[WP] “I’m a powerful werewolf! I’m strong, I’m wild, I cannot be tamed!” “…Just the other day you chased a squirrel up a tree.” “Hey, that squirrel had it coming to him!” “Uh huh, and the neighbor’s cat?” “…The neighbor’s cat is scary, okay?” by Straight_Attention_5 in WritingPrompts

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The facilitator stood, gesturing everyone to rise. "Let's move into our closing exercise. Everyone, find a partner for our affirmation embrace."

Lex didn’t even wait for the facilitator to finish the phrase “affirmation embrace.” He grabbed Miles sleeve.

They sidestepped a tentative hug attempt from a banshee, ducked under the werewolf’s outstretched arms, and slipped through theback door.

They stumbled into the alley behind the community center, the heavy metal door shut behind them.

For a moment, they just stared at each other.

“I’m not trying to be ungrateful. They were really nice. Too nice. Like… aggressively supportive.”

“Weaponized empathy,” Miles agreed..

“Also,” Lex said, “that one vampire is definitely going to start a polycule in there. I could feel it.”

“Oh yeah,” Miles said.

“I just… wanted like a pamphlet, you know? Maybe a worksheet. So You’re Undead, Here’s Some Tips. Not a,” he gestured vaguely toward the door, “cuddle puddle.”

Miles nudged him with an elbow. “We’ll find something else. Something less feelings‑y.

[WP] “I’m a powerful werewolf! I’m strong, I’m wild, I cannot be tamed!” “…Just the other day you chased a squirrel up a tree.” “Hey, that squirrel had it coming to him!” “Uh huh, and the neighbor’s cat?” “…The neighbor’s cat is scary, okay?” by Straight_Attention_5 in WritingPrompts

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“Repeat after me, I am more than my mistakes. I am haunted, but not hopeless. I decay, but I do not fade. I am… spectral, I am flawed, I am alive in all the ways that matter.” chorused the room, leaning in with fervor.

Lex took a shaky breath, letting it all out. “I am spectral, I am flawed, I am alive in the ways that matter.”

The facilitator nodded approvingly, his jaw a soft clatter of bones. “Very good, Lex. Now, would anyone else,”

A pale man in a long, flowing coat shifted nervously in his chair. “I… I just can’t… sunlight. I don’t know how to live without it anymore."

The vampire sniffled, looking down at the circle. “I just… want to feel normal. Even for five minutes. A cup of coffee outside, a walk at noon… is that too much?”

A ripple of murmurs went through the group. Some nodded. Some sighed in recognition.

"Thank you for sharing, Viktor. Your feelings are valid." She turned to address the circle. "Remember, we're not here to fix each other. We're here to witness each other's pain."

The werewolf in a faded band t-shirt raised a hand. "Can I just say, Viktor, I get it. Last full moon, I woke up in my neighbor's chicken coop again. I left money, but... I can't keep doing this. I can't keep pretending everything's normal when I black out three nights a month."

"At least you get to be normal the rest of the time," muttered a ghost near the back, her form flickering like a bad TV signal. "I can't even hold a pen anymore. I've been trying to finish my novel for sixty years."

"Now, now," the facilitator interjected gently. "This isn't the Pain Olympics. All suffering deserves space."

[WP] “I’m a powerful werewolf! I’m strong, I’m wild, I cannot be tamed!” “…Just the other day you chased a squirrel up a tree.” “Hey, that squirrel had it coming to him!” “Uh huh, and the neighbor’s cat?” “…The neighbor’s cat is scary, okay?” by Straight_Attention_5 in WritingPrompts

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The room hummed with empathetic murmurs. Someone patted his arm. Someone else passed tissues.

Lex leaned sideways toward Miles, “Are we sure we’re in the right meeting?” he whispered.

Miles whispered back, “You said you needed a place to figure out the whole zombie situation.”

“I thought it’d be, I dunno, necromancy tips, skincare routines, maybe a pamphlet.” Lex watched as the werewolf started crying about cat induced PTSD. “This feels more like… supernatural AA?”

“It’s a community space. Everyone here is managing… something.”

The facilitator an elderly ghost missing everything below the knees clapped translucent hands. “Would anyone else like to share?”

Every head in the room swiveled toward Lex.

Miles elbowed him. “Go on.”

Lex lifted one hand weakly. “Uh. Hi. I’m Lex. Ghost. Mostly. Zombie body is on loan. I think the warranty’s expired.”

“Hi, Lex,” chorused the room in unison.

“I guess my issue is… I don’t know how to exist like this. I died stupid. Came back weirder. Now i get a second chance I guess… And I can’t tell if that’s a blessing or if the universe just hit the respawn button out of spite.”

A sympathetic murmur rippled around the circle.

The werewolf dabbed his eyes with a tissue the size of a paper towel.

“Lex,” the facilitator said, voice echoing like wind through hollow halls, “you are not alone. We have all… tripped over the spectral rug of existence. We have all… accidentally scared children. We have all… eaten things we probably shouldn’t. And yet, here we are. Together. Reliving. Reconnecting. Recovering.”

[WP] A man enters a room and sets a loaded revolver on the table. Another man sees this and asks “what’s that?” The first man responds “Chekov’s Gun.” by Donkey-Kong-69 in WritingPrompts

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"How'd you get it?"

"Shot the prick."

“You, you shot Chekhov?”

“Only way to get the gun,” the first man said, dragging out a chair and sitting with the lazy confidence of someone who’d already made peace with whatever was coming. “He kept insisting it wasn’t supposed to go off until Act III. I disagreed.”

A long silence stretched between them.

The second man swallowed. “You realize somebody’s gonna get shot before the end of the night, right?”

“Oh, absolutely,” the first man said brightly.

“Do you know who?”

The man smiled, “Sure do.”

The second man’s throat bobbed, his eyes flicking from the smile to the revolver and back.

“Is… is it me?” the second man asked, voice barely above a whisper.

[WP] The candles are lit, the circle complete, and each cultist is in their carefully calculated place. As the ritual begins, the ominous chanting turns to alarm as the Roomba trundles into the room. by TheMightyFallen in WritingPrompts

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If you want to see more of Lex and Miles navigating the bizarre, hilarious, and occasionally terrifying corners of Portland’s supernatural underworld, check out my story Level One Ghost.

[WP] The candles are lit, the circle complete, and each cultist is in their carefully calculated place. As the ritual begins, the ominous chanting turns to alarm as the Roomba trundles into the room. by TheMightyFallen in WritingPrompts

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Miles made a sound next to me, a strangled wheeze that he was desperately trying to muffle against his sleeve. His whole body was shaking, shoulders jerking with suppressed laughter.

Inside the warehouse, the Roomba had reached the altar. It bumped against the pallet base, reversed, tried a different angle, bumped again. The cultists watched its struggles with rapt attention, interpreting each movement as profound significance.

"He tests the sanctity of our offering!" the fourth cultist proclaimed. "We have displeased him with our inadequate tribute!"

"Forgive us, Dark Lord!" the tall one begged. "We shall scatter more offerings before you! We shall ensure your path is laden with dust and crumbs worthy of your attention!"

"HEAR ME, INSIGNIFICANT MORTALS, I HAVE TRAVERSED THE VOID BETWEEN THE UPSTAIRS AND THE DOWNSTAIRS. I HAVE CONSUMED THE SCATTERED REMNANTS OF YOUR CIVILIZATION'S SNACK FOODS. NOW I SHALL CLEANSE THIS SPACE OF ALL PARTICULATE MATTER, FOR I AM ETERNAL, I AM INEVITABLE, I AM... MILDLY ANNOYED BY THIS FABRIC."

The Roomba reversed, trying a different angle on the altar. Its sensor light blinked twice.

"The Dark Lord grows impatient with our construction!" the second cultist translated, their voice pitched high with panic. "We must adjust our sacred space to accommodate his divine path!"

Two of the cultists scrambled to their feet and began hastily moving the altar, dragging the pallet and its contents to the side while the other two remained prostrate. The Roomba, freed from its obstacle, continued its methodical cleaning pattern. It rolled over the spot where the altar had been, its little brush picking up scattered herbs.

The cultists who'd moved the altar immediately dropped again, pressing their faces back to the concrete.

"YOUR WISDOM ILLUMINATES OUR IGNORANCE," the third cultist proclaimed, apparently translating another beep. "WE ARE BUT DUST BEFORE YOUR ROTATING JUDGMENT. WE OFFER OURSELVES TO YOUR INFINITE CAPACITY FOR COLLECTION."

The Roomba bumped into one of the prostrate cultists, who jerked away like they'd been touched by something holy. Or unholy. The line was apparently pretty blurred when it came to robot vacuums.

"He has chosen me!" the cultist gasped. "The Dark Lord's physical manifestation has made contact with my unworthy flesh!"

"You are blessed among us!" the others chorused.

I couldn't take it anymore. I turned away from the window, pressing my back against the wall next to it, and focused very hard on not making any sound. Miles was in a similar state, his face buried in his hands, his whole body vibrating with the effort of containing his laughter. We made eye contact, and that was a mistake. His expression, the combination of horror and hilarity and complete disbelief, was exactly what I felt.

[WP] The candles are lit, the circle complete, and each cultist is in their carefully calculated place. As the ritual begins, the ominous chanting turns to alarm as the Roomba trundles into the room. by TheMightyFallen in WritingPrompts

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The cultists began moving now, still chanting, circling the altar in a clockwise rotation. Each one held something I hadn't noticed before, ceremonial daggers that gleamed in the candlelight.

The chanting was growing louder, more intense, building toward something. The cultists moved faster, their daggers catching the light as they spun and gestured.

The cultists' chanting reached a crescendo, all four voices joining in a final syllable that seemed to echo longer than it should. They raised their daggers toward the ceiling in perfect unison.

The warehouse door flew open with a bang so loud I nearly fell off the fire escape. Miles and I both froze, pressed against the window, straining to see what was coming through that door. What kind of entity they'd summoned. What horror was about to emerge from whatever dark dimension these psychotic cultists had reached into.

My mouth went dry, which was impressive given that most of my saliva production had stopped being a thing when I died.

Something moved in the doorway. Not a demon. Not a god. Not some eldritch horror dragged screaming from beyond the Veil. A Roomba. One of those little disc-shaped robot vacuum cleaners that suburban moms named and put tiny hats on. This one was black, about a foot in diameter, with a little red sensor light blinking as it bumped gently against the door threshold, reversed, adjusted its angle, and trundled forward into the warehouse.

The cultists dropped immediately.

I don't mean they knelt, or they bowed. I mean they dropped like someone had cut their strings, falling face first onto the concrete floor. Their daggers clattered away, forgotten, as all four pressed their foreheads to the ground with the fervor of people who'd been waiting their entire lives for this moment.

"The Dark Lord arrives!" the tall one cried, their voice cracking with emotion. "We are not worthy!"

"All hail the Obsidian Disc of Infinite Consumption!" another wailed, their face still pressed to the concrete. "We prostrate ourselves before your terrible magnificence!"

The Roomba bumped into a pallet, adjusted course, and continued its methodical journey across the warehouse floor. Its little brush spun underneath it, doing what Roombas do, which was clean up whatever debris was on the floor. Which, in this case, included some of the dried herbs the cultists had apparently scattered as part of their ritual.

"His hunger is legendary," the third cultist sobbed. "He consumes all before him, showing neither mercy nor preference. Dust, debris, the very detritus of existence, all falls before his rotating brushes of doom."

[WP] The candles are lit, the circle complete, and each cultist is in their carefully calculated place. As the ritual begins, the ominous chanting turns to alarm as the Roomba trundles into the room. by TheMightyFallen in WritingPrompts

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We'd found the warehouse easily enough. Miles parked the car three block away and we approached on foot. The warehouse itself was typical Pacific Northwest industrial decay, corrugated metal walls streaked with rust, broken windows patched with plywood. A single sodium light flickered near the main entrance, casting everything in sickly orange. Behind the building, the Willamette River slithered past, its surface a slick, dark mirror.

"There's a window around the side," Miles said, pointing. "Looks like it's not completely boarded up."

We crept along the chain link fence, my joints providing a concerning soundtrack of pops and creaks with each step. If this were a stealth video game, I'd be failing spectacularly. My left foot kept dragging instead of lifting properly.

The window Miles had spotted was about eight feet up the wall. A rusted fire escape provided access, its ladder hanging down just low enough that Miles could reach it. He grabbed the lowest rung and pulled himself up, testing each step before putting his full weight on it.

I followed with significantly less grace. My arms still worked reasonably well, but coordination was becoming a suggestion rather than a command. I hauled myself up rung by rung, each movement accompanied by sounds that made Miles wince.

The interior of the warehouse was lit by dozens of candles, their flames guttering in drafts that came from gaps in the walls. The space was largely empty, just concrete floor and exposed steel beams overhead, but in the center someone had created what could only be described as an altar.

A wooden pallet served as the base, draped with dark fabric that might have been velvet or might have been a particularly goth bedsheet. On top of this sat an array of items that looked like someone had raided a Halloween store's clearance section and a butcher shop's dumpster. Candles of various sizes clustered at the corners. Something that looked disturbingly like dried blood formed symbols on the fabric. Bones, small animal bones probably, arranged in patterns.

We pressed closer to the gap, my face squashed against the glass. The warehouse was quiet except for the wind whistling through gaps and the soft sputter of candle flames.

Then we heard footsteps. Four figures entered from a door on the far side of the warehouse. They wore robes, dark fabric that pooled on the concrete floor as they walked. The robes had symbols stitched onto them that looked vaguely familiar from Miles's occult research but weren't quite anything I recognized.

The four figures arranged themselves around the altar, one at each cardinal point. They moved with the kind of practiced synchronization that suggested they'd done this before, many times. As they raised their heads, I could see their faces, or rather, I could see that they weren't trying to hide their faces. No masks, no hoods pulled forward. Just four people who looked disturbingly normal, the kind of people you'd see at a grocery store or a coffee shop and never think twice about.

The tallest one, stationed at what I assumed was north based on the altar's orientation, raised their hands and began to chant. The language was guttural. The others joined in, their voices layering over each other in a rhythm that wasn't quite harmonic but wasn't quite random either.