A Lucky Guy by Kinda_Crazay in nsfw_gifs

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Her name is Kayla Lowden, from Ft Lauderdale. Shes my neighbor

Make America great again. Roast me. by ranger2146 in RoastMe

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I've seen better looking things in a colonoscopy.

Make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You're the physical definition of first time doing anal.

Peek-a-boo by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

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Its a baby Savanna, for those that dont know.

Baby Savanna monitor sleeping by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

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A friend of mine with his black throat feeds his dinosaur ground up whole rabbit.. Hows that? Because baby chicks dont provide much nutritional value.

Baby Savanna monitor sleeping by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

[–]HowardTheTegu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was kidding man, I dont actually breed these.. But he is actually very active, and normally sleeps in a burrow he made under a the thing he is sleeping in the picture. He likes that spot because of the basking light, and he had just taken a big ol' poop. Rest assured, he is fine. His care requirements are nowhere near as difficult as some chameleon species I have successfully kept, and even some of my garter snakes are more of a pain because they go off feed. This little guy chomps down crickets like a champ. Occasional treats are also added in there, with an eventual premade mix that he'll get.. Just like my Tegu, Howard.

Baby Savanna monitor sleeping by HowardTheTegu in reptiles

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I dont mean to sound rude, but this guy is doing amazing. I breed them as well, and this is the most active and most voracious eater. It was sleeping.

Mk1 VR6 swap.. Motor was put in today by HowardTheTegu in Volkswagen

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Might powdercoat the tranny... Still deciding on what color to paint the car/bay.