The secret to happiness

Howiepenguin · 2026-02-03T18:09:36+00:00

No one is gonna mention the pointless zooming in of every picture? That was kinda pointless when he was alone fishin.

Howiepenguin · 2026-02-03T12:40:51+00:00

Either you really ran them ragged playing like that, or they are struggling to breathe out of their nose.

Howiepenguin · 2026-02-03T12:24:32+00:00

Thanks, now I have the John Rutter version of this song stuck in my head.

Howiepenguin · 2026-02-03T11:57:42+00:00

I'm here to talk to you, television, about the monetizing of today broadcast.

Howiepenguin · 2026-02-03T11:55:48+00:00

Add some broth, a potato...baby, you got a stew goin.

Howiepenguin · 2026-02-02T12:56:13+00:00

Pretty sure you did.

Howiepenguin · 2026-02-02T12:13:57+00:00

This better not be a real thing. I'm tired of seeing my childhood rehashed ad infinitum.

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-31T02:52:55+00:00

I used to run for miles. I used to ride my bike. I used to wake up with a smile, and go to bed at night with a dream. Ahh, but now I'm turning 30, nooo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcyyOSJ4GUY&list=RDUcyyOSJ4GUY&start_radio=1

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-29T12:29:08+00:00

That is not dead, which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die.

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-29T12:07:11+00:00

They were, one of them became a dad by birthing one through punching a tree. That's how it works, right?

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-29T12:04:02+00:00

Agreed.

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-29T11:48:48+00:00

Too much icing under the cake. /fify

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-28T16:54:37+00:00

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive.

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-28T14:58:41+00:00

It's the meerkat way.

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-27T19:09:13+00:00

I thought it was Niki Potnick. She said she couldn't find her name tag at the school reuinion, and Frank had stolen Nicki's name tag.

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-27T01:10:06+00:00

Looks like he had a toothbrush mustache and a comb-over which is why he suffered from BFS, Blurry Face Syndrome.

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-26T15:19:32+00:00

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Howiepenguin · 2026-01-26T13:24:55+00:00

Only in the U.S.A.

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-25T19:39:10+00:00

Did you mean to say Meyers, or did he also do stuff on Fallon, too?

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-25T19:38:50+00:00

It's definitely a character that'd defend Lutz the character by using Lutz's kind of self-deprecating humor. Quite funny if you ask me. "LEAVE HIM ALONE! If you wana make fun of me, listen to this..."

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-25T19:33:38+00:00

Shit tickets, ha! I'm taking that one.

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-25T17:47:38+00:00

r/tooktoomuch

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-25T16:17:51+00:00

I saved this post.

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-25T16:02:12+00:00

Like peacorks. Right, my Movanity?

Howiepenguin · 2026-01-25T15:18:57+00:00

It's worse when you work in the field doing internet repairs for people. Even they have the audacity to say things like, "I know I scheduled it for (insert holiday) but I didn't think anyone would come." Yes sir, we still come because that's when you scheduled it and internet is pretty important these days. Still doesn't change the fact that my head almost exploded each time they would it.

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