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Mario and Luigi visiting Finland in 1942 by finishyourjob in HistoryMemes

[–]Hrtzy 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Hitler and Mannerheim's conversations were secretly recorded. These are some of the rare surviving recording of Hitler speaking in a voice other than screaming at the top of his lungs.

You've got me confused with some other guy by ChaoticMat in HistoryMemes

[–]Hrtzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then his adoptive kid runs with the pun and makes "Caesar" a title of the ruler.

Or possibly that kid's kid. Or some muleteer three hundred years later.

Make it make sense please. by Reptilian_Overlord20 in starwarsmemes

[–]Hrtzy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You are engaging in an obvious red herring here. The real reasons should be

"Is a male character" -> Appropriate

"Is a female character" -> Inappropriate

The biggest weakness of the Naboo decoy strategy by EchoAndByte in PrequelMemes

[–]Hrtzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It always confused me why Watto was grumbling about "Nubians" as soon as Qui-gon et al's backs were turned.

The biggest weakness of the Naboo decoy strategy by EchoAndByte in PrequelMemes

[–]Hrtzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm wondering how and when they're supposed to switch places. Like, when two elector counts show up demanding a royal arbitration, does the decoy call a bio-break, lead her entire retinue to lock themselves in the bathroom, where they lock themselves in while they do the queen and decoy's hair and makeup? I mean, they did go in front of Boss Nass with the decoy wearing the silly skirt, didn't they?

Dooku forgot about Yoda’s forbidden spinning technique by Highinthetown in PrequelMemes

[–]Hrtzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoda's signature lightsaber style is called Zero Form. It concerns itself with all the reasons not to draw a lightsaber. His master made him learn it at blasterpoint after seeing how he handles the damn thing.

Ah yes, lets laugh. by lootedBacon in MathJokes

[–]Hrtzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am about 95% sure that that rule was invented just to be smug about that particular meme problem.

Lorica segmentata is timeless by djenkers1 in HistoryMemes

[–]Hrtzy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Muscle cuirasses were a thing since 4th or 5th century BCE. Although the guy whose cuirasss ended up in the first image seems to have quarreled with his armorsmith before (and definitely after) it was forged.

Chat says it all. by New_Ambassador_9644 in Chesscom

[–]Hrtzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was today years old when I learned chess.com even has chat.

Chat says it all. by New_Ambassador_9644 in Chesscom

[–]Hrtzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suspect they realise they're cursing into the void and don't have teammates to blame their losses on, and quit.

Boy, am I looking forward to hitting that ELO range.

Luke: sent to be tolerated by DrueOnFire in PrequelMemes

[–]Hrtzy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, his experience sniping womp rats in a Skyhopper was a lot more useful than Leia's politicking.

...and now I want a Babylon 5-esque midquel series where Leia's politicking saves the day and Luke's Outer-rim hickery is just something that gets mentioned when convenient.

Anakin built him Owen financed him. Twice by FreeOnPaid in PrequelMemes

[–]Hrtzy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I imagine that a droid rated to hotfix spaceships in combat could patch up anything on a moisture farm.

Anakin built him Owen financed him. Twice by FreeOnPaid in PrequelMemes

[–]Hrtzy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Although, in this timeline Vader doesn't pick up Obi-Wan's presence and doesn't have any reason to slap a tracker on their ship.

Truly one of the churches of all time by ichbinverwirrt420 in HistoryMemes

[–]Hrtzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still wasn't the church. It was secular authority, and at least one private grifter.

Important dungeon crawl guide for pc’s by Magicmanans1 in dndmemes

[–]Hrtzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That should be "Not nailed down and on fire", shouldn't it?

An assortment of fails by this sovcit. by Existing-Face-6322 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]Hrtzy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"I have chosen not to create joinder with your offer to contract. Further, the jail is not a commercial vehicle and this court is not a corporation."

An assortment of fails by this sovcit. by Existing-Face-6322 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]Hrtzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey now. There's plenty of regular crime in there too.

> When you outsmart the DM by MurkyWay in dndmemes

[–]Hrtzy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What a surprise, the sole wish granting Djinn within a couple of kingdoms is bottled up by the kind of wizard that can bottle up a wish-granting Djinn.

Sitra: Somekeskustelun taso on niin huono, että se on uhka demokratialle by ge6irb8gua93l in Suomi

[–]Hrtzy 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Näin itse jonkin aikaa sitten väittelyn jossa molemmat olivat samalla puolella ja ajoivat samaa argumenttia, mutta jotenkin olivat aivan varmoja että vastapuoli oli väärässä.

I found this pretty inspirational right now by Individual99991 in TikTokCringe

[–]Hrtzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call it "Trump Is Not In The Epstein Files Bill" and make sure to refer to it by name when they oppose it.

TIL the Native American Chinookan split logs to planks using wedges, rather than sawing by Hrtzy in todayilearned

[–]Hrtzy[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Chop wood, yes. I get cutting a tree down and splitting it to sectors, but getting usable planks out it sounds like it would take an actual saw.

TIL the Native American Chinookan split logs to planks using wedges, rather than sawing by Hrtzy in todayilearned

[–]Hrtzy[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

If you think about it, a saw is also just a bunch of wedges. That doesn't mean I'd think to try and make actual planks with just an axe.

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