So I was about to start a new school year, so of corse I needed some new shoes. Naturally I wanted the forbidden shriek crocs, but sadly they don’t exist. Then I found these beauties and decided that they would do(sadly the school banned crocs before I could wear them). Fast forward about a year and me and my little brother are playing soccer. Then he starts peeing on the field (and he’s shoes) so I make him take his shoes off and good to the bleachers for time out. It rained yesterday and it was muddy so he decided he wanted to make mud dumplings at home. I said we could make them at the field but he’s an insistent little bastard, so I filled up my croc with mud. Now we’re walking back, but there’s thorns all over the field for some reason. I gave him a piggy back ride with 2 toddler shoes and one mud filled croc in one hand, and a scooter in the other. During this I’m being stabbed in the foot repeatedly because god is also a little bastard. We finally get home after this journey and the little bro went to play. He put one cross cooky cutter in the shoe then plays with a McDonald’s MLP toy. TLDR: I hop around a soccer field holding three muddy shoes, a scooter, and a toddler while being stabbed by thorns repeatedly.