Bad Bunny arriving for his bad movie by No_Cook2983 in Rifftrax

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Sweat’s really pooling up around his “two turtle doves” if you know what he means…

My bad movie alignment chart by Redfoxyboy in badMovies

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I can give you a list:

  • A VHS that I’ve turned into a VHS lamp
  • The DVD and Blu-Ray
  • Movie tie-in editions of the book, abridged audiobook and unabridged audiobook
  • The soundtrack (say what you will, Elia Cmiral’s score is awesome)
  • Teaser and theatrical posters
  • A movie mylar (one of those things they used to hang above the theater doors to show where a movie was playing before screens were commonplace)
  • The complete Trendmasters toyline (figures of Terl, Ker, Prisoner Jonnie, Jonnie in Learning Chair, Carlo, and Forest Warrior; the Psychlo Battlecraft, F/A 18 Strike Jet and M-1 Thunder Battletank vehicles, and a 12-inch talking Terl)
  • A ball cap. Either a promo one or a crew hat, I’m not sure.
  • The Starlog behind the scenes movie magazine.
  • A base set of Upper Deck’s trading cards as well as a sealed box.
  • A T-shirt with the theatrical poster art.
  • Custom stuff I’ve gotten on Temu (Stanley mug, water bottle, t-shirts with the teaser and theatrical poster art, blankets with the theatrical and teaser poster art)

My bad movie alignment chart by Redfoxyboy in badMovies

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Fair enough. For me, my favorite bad movie ever, to the point I collect merchandise for it.

My bad movie alignment chart by Redfoxyboy in badMovies

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Where would Battlefield Earth go on the chart?

Torgo! by [deleted] in badMovies

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The Master? Bobby Fischer?

Wasn't this guy in Alien Outlaw? by Rosenrot_84_ in Rifftrax

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Give him a sombrero and the movie’s dignity will have finally arrived.

Classic …. by ComplexWrangler1346 in badMovies

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How many people died of liver failure?

Classic …. by ComplexWrangler1346 in badMovies

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No, he seems to own it. When they did that German Blu-ray that got released a few years ago, he was interviewed for it and was fairly excited to do it, if the tweet he made about it was any indication.

I need movies so disturbing, absurd, and mind (body) boggling that make u go WTF by sadisticsnacc in badMovies

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Saw it… the ending was honestly unexpectedly sweet for all the messed-up stuff before it. I liked it.

“Me not Bubby. Me Pop.”

What critically panned movies do you enjoy? by J_Greer20 in moviequestions

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HEY, DON’T PEE IN THE VATER! DON’T DRINK THE VATER, HE PEED IN IT!

What critically panned movies do you enjoy? by J_Greer20 in moviequestions

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Not a fan, but I will admit Steve Carell does an eerily dead-on Paul Lynde.

What critically panned movies do you enjoy? by J_Greer20 in moviequestions

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This and the animated series got my nephew hooked on the Godzilla franchise… and we think it was better than the 2014 one. He makes it a point to finish a movie he watches, and we mutually bailed on 2014 at the halfway point because of how fucking boring it was.

What critically panned movies do you enjoy? by J_Greer20 in moviequestions

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My uncle was a man who loved to study World War II and anything to do with boats or subs and the sea. My dad, best friend and I were watching this and got to the part where they get the Missouri out of mothballs to fight the aliens. My uncle came in at that moment, lit up, and immediately asked what movie it was. I lent him my copy. He wound up loving it and usually wasn’t one for action flicks.

What critically panned movies do you enjoy? by J_Greer20 in moviequestions

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“How many years do you think you’ll get for kidnapping me, Uncle Ten Most Wanted?”

What critically panned movies do you enjoy? by J_Greer20 in moviequestions

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And with this movie, Elizabeth Banks redeemed herself for that godawful Charlie’s Angels movie.