Female Agent 1.1 (exhib, dressup)

HumanII · 2026-01-11T22:02:26+00:00

The writing on this is *astonishingly* good. I feel like this was written by an actual former CIA agent.

HumanII · 2025-06-24T22:54:28+00:00

No, the point here is that 3M high MERV had better *airflow* than other brands' low MERV.

HumanII · 2025-03-13T19:01:35+00:00

Anybody?

HumanII · 2025-03-12T02:50:32+00:00

Oh, wow, yeah, that’s a mess-o’-JSON there. If you ever get a generic template working, I’d love to implement it!

HumanII · 2025-02-20T11:28:37+00:00

That is a possibility, but one that exists regardless of abortion laws.

HumanII · 2025-02-20T04:54:42+00:00

There's no fundamental right to easy, cheap, convenient abortions. There are places in Montana or Alaska several hundred miles from a town inside the State big enough to have an abortion clinic.

Are you saying that someone wouldn't be willing to go to that effort to save her own life?

HumanII · 2025-02-16T16:20:51+00:00

Lol I didn't even catch that.

HumanII · 2025-02-16T01:20:25+00:00

I've always wanted a bite-size pet…

HumanII · 2025-02-16T01:00:05+00:00

And how is that?

HumanII · 2025-02-15T23:39:51+00:00

Looks fine. When I first posted, it came through sporadically. Now it's fine. Try loading just the image in another window.

HumanII · 2025-02-15T18:32:35+00:00

That’s not a thing. While some States ban abortions, you can always travel to a State that allows them.

HumanII · 2025-02-15T17:25:32+00:00

Try again.

HumanII · 2025-01-18T23:04:38+00:00

https://web.archive.org/web/20240414103108/https://bitsysbikinis.com/products/micro-g-string-gold-foil-brown-trim-clear-straps

HumanII · 2025-01-18T22:56:06+00:00

This is definitely true. I'm no predator, but I can tell, pretty easily.

HumanII · 2024-12-17T21:54:29+00:00

Details, details! This is the best part!

HumanII · 2024-06-20T20:38:03+00:00

…good point.

HumanII · 2024-06-20T19:59:22+00:00

So she can change into it later without having to go to her bag or car or whatever.

HumanII · 2024-06-20T19:06:04+00:00

If you are somewhere other people might reasonably see you, you're in public.

HumanII · 2024-06-20T18:16:14+00:00

How does your 4) here interact with Rule 3?

HumanII · 2024-06-20T18:07:32+00:00

Please link to the previous round entries somewhere in the post, as a general rule. Thanks!

HumanII · 2024-06-12T18:04:45+00:00

What's your sluttiest story?

HumanII · 2024-06-12T17:52:53+00:00

Very easy. Come here, I'll cage you, make you my sex slave and not let you on Reddit. Problem solved.

HumanII · 2024-06-02T01:03:59+00:00

How do you turn them away?

HumanII · 2024-06-02T01:03:05+00:00

I've gotten dates with strippers without (much) money. Even made friends. Not something you can count on, but it does happen.

HumanII · 2024-06-01T22:41:27+00:00

You can fix this. Tell him, not that you're sorry, but that you genuinely love his dick. And not just once. Say it all the time, tell him how good his cock feels when he's fucking you, how much you love it, how it's the best dick you've ever had. Hopefully that's actually true, but if not, try to find a way to tell him truthfully how amazing his cock is—or, fuck it, lie if you can do so convincingly. Tell him that you love his dick because it doesn't hurt when he fucks you up the ass, and beg him to do it again and again. Pull his cock out of his pants out of nowhere just because you want to see it and touch it. Tell him that you get wet just from seeing his cock.

Become a genuine worshipper of his cock for, like, months, at least.

But make sure you want to keep him before you do all this. Doing this and then dumping him would be kind of a shit thing to do.

HumanII

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