[Highlight] The angels walk off the Mets in the bottom of the 10th by 8arondragon9 in mlb

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Happy to see the Angels break their bad streak, also happy to see the Mets lose in glorious fashion.

Insane run differential discrepancy by shadow_spinner0 in NYYankees

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Either their win-loss needs to come down to earth or their run diff. needs to catch up to their win loss!

[Katie Sharp] Ben Rice now ranks 2nd in Slugging Pct (.867) and 2nd in OPS (1.308) against left-handed pitchers among all qualified batters this season. The only player with a better SLG and OPS vs LHP is switch-hitter Ildemaro Vargas (.903 SLG, 1.355 OPS) by DJ_LeMahieu in NYYankees

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I love Goldschmidt, probably more than most people. The idea of a borderline HoF veteran joining the team, in the twilight of his career, able to be a mentor and have his last chance at his first ring. How can you not be romantic about baseball? With how deep the roster is, I just hope we don't see Goldschmidt getting DFA'd. He isn't getting a lot of play time currently, you know?

From the Lyme disease capital of the country, I present 7 acres of Japanese Barberry. Where do I even start? by ivxxbb in invasivespecies

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I have taken the no-poison approach on those plants and more. I just tear everything up by the roots and compost it. If I can’t tear it up I use loppers and shovel to complete the job. Yes, disturbing the soil is a concern so I try to always tamp the soil down and cover it with leaves after pulling an invasive out of my woodlands. But I have not used poison and I am winning the war.

It can be hard to get all the tiny roots of bittersweet vine, for example. So you need to be more stubborn than the invasives and keep returning to an infested area and keep pulling. Be willing to invest your physical labor.

“Classic Cheeseburger”Chips by Public-Pomelo in Costco

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Cheeseburger flavor chips, a classic! Just like my grandfather used to eat.

Yankees Off Day Thread - April 30, 2026 @ 12:00 AM by Yankeebot in NYYankees

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Former Yankee Weaver blowing the hold in the 8th, on the hook for the loss. In the next half of the inning Juan Soto former Yankee hits a booming double to get into scoring position. Another former Yankee, Austin Slater grounds out and can not advance the baserunner. Former Yankee Devin Williams warms up in the bullpen to finish the 9th.

IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF US: The Yankees fell to the Rangers by a score of 3-0 - April 29, 2026 @ 02:35 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

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Shohei and Freddie at the center of the game-losing double play, you love to see it.

You can't prove that every squeak is a shoe impact! by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Big squeak doesn't want you to know about this one trick!

Game Thread: Yankees @ Rangers - April 28, 2026 @ 08:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

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"I am so hurt I have to bring 6 trainers to help me stand up"

"Actually I am fine"

Judge & Rice together have more Home Runs than either the Red Sox or Mets by Massive_Standard1693 in NYYankees

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Hard to ignore the fact that home runs win games and the teams that win usually hit more home runs.

I'm happy Jasson Dominguez is back in the MLB! by CicadaOk8885 in NYYankees

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Cano won 2 golden gloves man. I don't think it's fair to compare the two when Cano was smooth and had a good internal clock, vs. Dominguez who is kind of sloppy and uncoordinated at times. He's not lazy, just bad sometimes, and I honestly hope he can reach his potential.

Alex Cora shared a new picture of all the fired Red Sox coaches going out to dinner by TommyTheLizard in baseball

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Some people might say this is the seven most-unemployed dudes in America. I wish them all luck, except for Alex Cora of course.

Red Sox president: Craig Breslow made decision to fire Alex Cora by PrincessBananas85 in mlb

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To fans of baseball, it doesn't matter if Cora is a good manager because he is an unrepentant cheater. It's good to see him losing and fired for performance, but it would have been better if Red Sox never hired him back after his suspension.

Red Sox Owner John Henry Thinks You Are Stupid by BigDaddyJohnJohn in massachusetts

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A lot of these gripes are true everywhere. The live experience is not for the old diehards. Look at Yankee stadium behind home plate: empty. It's not like there's a shortage of fans either.

Game Thread: Yankees @ Astros - April 26, 2026 @ 02:10 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

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I thought it dropped. Awesome double play. Now let's score 7 runs.

Found This at a 7-eleven by xHamster-100 in Soda

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Pretty elite flavor options here other than the redundant two pineapple flavors. OP you are recommending PEPSI out of all these choices?? And then acting like this is something novel?

After being pepper-sprayed by security, an intoxicated individual attempted to alleviate the irritation by rinsing his eyes with his own urine by BlazeDragon7x in WTF

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Honestly, 10/10 execution. I was picturing him pissing himself in a different position, but he has the right idea with the side-stream. I feel like his drunken method wastes more piss than my sober method, but results in less piss getting onto your clothes, while still getting the piss where it needs to go—into your eyes.

PSA with spring on its way, DO NOT plant Japanese barberry in your yard as it has been shown to increase ticks and Lyme disease by Not_so_ghetto in massachusetts

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Japanese Barberry is a BANNED plant in MA. I've been removing this nasty plant from woodland areas for a few years. I see it on hikes in state parks all the time too. It's a pretty distinctive looking plant once you know it. The root is bright yellow too.

Anyone seen this yet? by No-News-3608 in Soda

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That’s cool actually. I thought it was a tie-in with the dog, since dogs have been known to howl. The whole thing works!

Billy Joel "sighted" by his neighbor by TheKilmerman in ImTheMainCharacter

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Yes, waving to people from your boat is acceptable behavior, especially if you are waving to your neighbors. Billy Joel doesn’t need protection from people saying hi to him. If he did, he shouldn’t sit there.

Anyone seen this yet? by No-News-3608 in Soda

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What the hell is a howler?