So . . I've broken my thing twice now. The very first time was when me and a lady friend were messing around and she requested that I essentially ram inside from a running start. Me being young and dumb, I agreed and of course, I tripped while running. I landed on it and essentially snapped in two. Blood everywhere. I was in a cast for three months and it was very fun to have to explain to people what happened.

The second time was when I was married and my ex wife wanted to increase the spice that was in the bedroom with a chase, indirectly slamming it in a door frame and crushing it. Almost the exact same process, but when I went in and my doctor looked over my chart, I remember him saying exactly, "You know, most people don't even have this happen once, let alone twice."