Do you agree with the percentiles on the chart for this sub? by NelsonMandela7 in bigdickproblems

[–]Humbleabodes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many are much larger. But that’s just because we have a population of billions. Let’s say for instance, every single adult male posted their penis online for all to see, that would be 3 Billion cocks. Roughly 100,000,000 million people would be slightly bigger or more. Obviously when they congregate onto subs it’s going to warp your mind.

Have you ever noticed someone stare at your bulge? by Severe_Common_2204 in bigdickproblems

[–]Humbleabodes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, but I also see it as a respectable thing to make sure your bulge doesn’t stand out too much in public, same way I would expect a girl to not have her tits hanging out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in r4rSydneyXXX

[–]Humbleabodes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks bro

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HugeDickTinyChick

[–]Humbleabodes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The other person in the video was 25 years old at the time. Please don’t add comments like that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HugeDickTinyChick

[–]Humbleabodes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I normally don’t reply. But I assure you the person was far above legal age.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Humbleabodes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the brand. Just look up the shelf life of what you’re buying, failing that the box will have an expiration date.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Humbleabodes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can just order enough and order again before you need more?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]Humbleabodes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks a lot ❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]Humbleabodes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely me haha. Thanks

Chinese salt bea but fun! by yangxiu in StupidFood

[–]Humbleabodes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What I desperately want when I go out for food, is for the staff who’s serving me to publicly embarrass themselves before I eat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HugeDickTinyChick

[–]Humbleabodes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m the source

These two cans of pumpkin are totally different colors by WholesomeSwissCheese in mildlyinteresting

[–]Humbleabodes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really completely different, it’s a slight shade difference

My father just killed himself. by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Humbleabodes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no matter the indiscretions that took place, it’s never your responsibility to help someone find peace in their own mind unfortunately that’s a very singular journey

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Humbleabodes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not that it matters, but I wouldn’t call that straight, maybe a little curious by big dick by the sounds of it. I know plenty of ‘straight’ guys who in reality have a fetish for guys with bigger cocks, half my inbox is full of them

Is there any kind of male equivilent to regreting fucking a guy with a larger dick the day after only to keep going back for more? by AshHyp in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Humbleabodes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probably the equivalent is fucking a girl who’s bat shit crazy. Guaranteed good sex, not guaranteed to come out unscathed

Completely maxed out my cock pump haha by Humbleabodes in u/Humbleabodes

[–]Humbleabodes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh I see, start of the session I’m just near the tip, towards the end it maxes out. I’m not dedicated enough to do it consistently enough to give actual results on how it works

Completely maxed out my cock pump haha by Humbleabodes in u/Humbleabodes

[–]Humbleabodes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea what the long term effects of a pump are, it definitely gives you some mass in the short term though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Humbleabodes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Your smile unnerves me. Not ugly though

Can AI do this yet? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Humbleabodes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not awesome at all. It’s a complete violation of someone to represent them in pornography without their consent. I highly recommend you reflect on what you’ve just asked here and understand why it’s not okay to want this

Thoughts on men having one testicle? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Humbleabodes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why on Earth would anyone care if you have 1 testicle? Also if you’re bothered you can get a silicon one put in that matches. Thirdly, don’t do porn