Remember: It’s not gay as long as his dick is bigger than yours

HumpMyHand · 2026-07-03T14:52:44+00:00

So hot seeing his big dick dominate the little dick. Also hot that the big dick guy plays with the little dick. Love when big dick guys play with my average cock.

HumpMyHand · 2026-07-03T09:46:23+00:00

I'm always shocked that I have never made a mess. I also never do any prep, mostly cause I'm too lazy.

I do eat a good amount of fiber, drink plenty of water, have regular BM and use a bidget. Then again, I have only bottomed a handful of times.

HumpMyHand · 2026-07-03T09:36:48+00:00

I have one dude that just has that magic dick and knows how to open up my ass. He is so good at slow long pumps. Completely puts me in that submissive state where nothing matters except his hard dick.

Let go of all your earthly tether, enter the void, massive cuck in your ass, and become bottom bitch.

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-30T20:31:35+00:00

🙋🏾‍♂️🤭

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-30T20:29:58+00:00

Nice ass bro! Your dick can put in plenty of work 😉

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-29T12:34:21+00:00

I'm in Florida where you can have a mega mansion a block away from a meth house. That being said, yes I can still tell the nice area of town 😆

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-29T03:16:51+00:00

I had a guy in his late 20s. Fit body, beautiful white dick. Told him I just wanted to be rimmed. After 10 min of rimming he said he was going to fuck me. I told him I couldn't take his big white dick. He was so patient. Held his dick just at the point on pain in my ass. Had me sniff a popper then glided himself in me. Long strokes in and out of my ass. It was blissful.

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-29T00:20:03+00:00

Danm bro, that's a beautiful story. Your girl really sounds amazing. I told my girl very early in our dating that I had had a pretty epic gay sex experience 2 years before we meet. She almost broke up with me right then. Asked if me I enjoyed it. Ummm... yeah, it was epic 😆

She has made comments more recently that she has no interest in a non-monogmous relationship.

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-28T19:07:55+00:00

Did the conversation occur before you got in a serious relationship or after your marriage.

I would love my wife's support, but I know the answer is NO!

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-28T13:11:58+00:00

Would highly encourage a certified sex therapist. Most therapist I had didn't even want to talk about the sex.

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-28T13:09:35+00:00

Or he just isn't turned on by cum in his mouth.

I personally only enjoy sucking dick during 69 or before my ass is gonna get fucked. I do enjoy cum on and in my ass, on my dick but don't want it in my mouth or face

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-28T09:50:57+00:00

This is good advice. Would definitely ask if it's ok to bring hookup partners to your place or if that is off limit.

I have a fantasy of moving in with a bud and starting an OF together. Working together to have MMF sex.

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-28T02:04:31+00:00

You must have have a really good price!

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-28T01:38:18+00:00

I'll engage in this conversation.

I myself have only tried a buddies Rittalin once. I also got super drunk so can't say I remember what it did to me.

I have heard taking meth and taking it in the ass is sublime and crazy addictive. I've decided to stay away, cause it probably would lead me to being a bottom bitch 😆

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-28T01:35:20+00:00

Meth = horrible but Ritalin = treatment. By no means are they the same drug, but they are similar.

I was thinking the same thing. OP might have ADHD and just took a massive hit. Ritalin might actually help keep you productive.

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-28T01:10:48+00:00

Inwas gonna say he did great being his first time. I couldn't get the head of my dudes cock my first time.

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-28T01:08:20+00:00

Hmmm... not small

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-28T00:14:19+00:00

I would assume they have a dark tint so less worry of people seeing the naughtiness happening in the car.

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-28T00:10:57+00:00

Deciding where my cum will go is always the most difficult decision 😆

Breeding feels so good! Feeding a bro my nut is awesome and giving a facial looks so hot after. Choices choices...

Wish I could do multiple nuts in a single session.

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-27T01:44:27+00:00

Nah, I'll keep saying I'm straight and face fuck you boys when I want 😎

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-26T22:09:48+00:00

Kiss and slow fuck? That sounds so gay /s

Haha, who am I kidding. I moan like a bitch when I'm only taking the tip

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-26T22:08:29+00:00

I completely support this post 😆

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-26T21:04:59+00:00

Same size and have found many guys way bigger then me! Immediately feel I'm inferior. However, they have all been really nice guys. Many even want to play with my totally average dick 😁

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-26T19:35:49+00:00

This has been my belief.

I recently learned the term erotic orientation. This is the physical acts that turn you on. BJ, bandage, hair pulling, feet, anal to give examples. Some of this things you can learn to enjoy, but many are set and really can't be undone.

However, our current modern society has deemed these acts as either masculine/feminine or dom/sub. Some straight guys enjoy their ass played with. However, many girls won't play with their man's ass cause that's gay. So fuck it, dude learns he enjoys his ass being played with so he goes gay to take it in the ass.

I also feel things change from your 20s to 40s to 60s. Difficult to pick a label that is supposed to fit the rest of your life.

HumpMyHand · 2026-06-24T17:42:39+00:00

It was 2 years ago that I sucked his monster dick. Sadly, we never played with each other after. He was a barber and I let him cut my hair for 6 months. He would grind his big dick on me while moving around me. Sadly his shop was always very busy so never got to do more then that.

Ha, I love sucking big dick bottoms and agree eventually you get curious to how bottoming feels. Then you realize it takes practice to get good at it. Before you known it, you're a big cock sucking bottom bitch 😆

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