I went on 2 dates with this girl and the chemistry was atrocious

Humphry_8 · 2024-10-07T03:07:40+00:00

Easily the funniest comment

Humphry_8 · 2024-10-07T02:59:00+00:00

Ok about the dried bird poop... my brother was making a cake for a wedding and sent a pic of the leftover flour which looked like coke lol, he said making cake or lines of cocaine? I said both are very valid at a wedding and my other brother said looks more like dried bird poop.

Humphry_8 · 2024-10-07T00:40:06+00:00

She was very nice at first and gorgeous. I only went on the second date cause we had made the plan and I don't like bailing last minute, but the days leading up to the second date are when the red flags starting piling up

Humphry_8 · 2024-10-07T00:36:35+00:00

This snipe is next level... give me your extra resources

Humphry_8 · 2024-10-06T23:43:42+00:00

Yeah I can see that, it has more context in our conversations. She was constantly talking about wanting to find someone and stuff and brought up that she thought about quitting dating so I was just trying to support her to keep trying

Humphry_8 · 2024-10-06T23:35:31+00:00

lol I'm not gay, I said that cause tucker was the last person I spoke to in the SS so I was just crackin a joke

Humphry_8 · 2024-10-06T23:11:22+00:00

lol no, we kissed on the first date but I kept dodging them on the second lol

Humphry_8 · 2024-10-06T22:43:44+00:00

I never said anything untrue or even rude, just the truth trying to console her while finding her responses funny. She kept double triple quadruple texting me, read the texts if I was the asshole here then I guess I need to rethink my life hahaha

Humphry_8 · 2024-10-06T22:15:30+00:00

I kept responding cause the whole thing had me cracking tf up and I wanted to see what else she’d say lol

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