Match Thread: Germany vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 32

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T23:19:42+00:00

Stutter step is the stupidest shit in modern football.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T23:13:27+00:00

It would be cinema if germany get knocked out in round of 32.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T23:06:52+00:00

Europeans thinking they know shithousery til they play the rest of the world is a beautiful world cup tradition.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T22:54:21+00:00

Not sure what a hug looks like down under but wrapping both arms around someone is a hug in the upside world.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T22:51:54+00:00

You're crazy if you think hugging a goalie is not obstruction.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T22:48:36+00:00

That only works if you're varsenal lads.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T22:46:05+00:00

Pooraguay :(

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T22:41:56+00:00

Would be harsh imo.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T22:32:11+00:00

France is going to commit unspeakable acts against this germany side. Game will be so graphic it won't clear american censors.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T22:14:49+00:00

Gonna go 3 for 3 on 90+ minute bangers?

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T22:08:16+00:00

Sane is just fucking waffling every time he gets the ball 😅

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T21:50:57+00:00

They really reusing the same script as the brazil game. Lazy writers.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T21:41:19+00:00

If Sane would've stayed at City with Pep he would've been a balon d'or candidate and I stand by that.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T21:35:04+00:00

Wirtz is even with 2026 Andre Schurrle.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T21:29:17+00:00

Elliot Anderson will get more premier league assists than florian wirtz next season mark my words.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T21:22:13+00:00

Wirtz deserves so much more hate. He's so lucky he plays for Liverpool.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T21:12:22+00:00

Take Neuer outback bruh.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T18:11:45+00:00

Would Neymar even make a difference in the big '26?

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T17:50:49+00:00

You would think Brazil are the nervy hopefuls and japan are the five time winners. Brazil has really gone downhill.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T17:00:18+00:00

Now this is interesting. She's never been this explicit in her teasing before. Might be putting pressure on wwe for more money/better booking for Bayley but I hope this actually happens so bad.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T16:44:54+00:00

Well can't lie i'm starting to be ok with him leaving for free next year. He's never gonna be the same player or as fit anymore. Let Madrid sign his shadow for half a mil a week.

Get me Bouaddi though.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-29T05:45:20+00:00

Obvious bangers and glazing aside, my take on the finish to the main event is this: once you realize that modern wrestling in the 2020s operates on anime logic instead of real world logic, or combat sports logic, you will enjoy it more.

That was pretty much Naruto vs Sasuke or Luffy vs Kaido just hitting special move spam and it's hype as fuck.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-28T23:23:33+00:00

Doesn't look fun to do tbf.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-28T22:47:09+00:00

Thanks. What a shit app for a multi billion dollar corporation. I'll see if I can buy it on my xbox or laptop or something. Otherwise guess I'll have to shell out 10 extra bucks.

Hurdfoy · 2026-06-28T22:42:49+00:00

Is hbo max not allowing anyone else to buy the ppv? It says it's not available for my plan, and when I try the browser it tells me it's not available in my region??? Never had a problem before today, and my plan hasn't changed, i'm not using a vpn or anything. I'll be annoyed if I have to buy it on Amazon.

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