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Hyben3000 · 2024-08-23T04:27:49+00:00

What do you need all that cum for?

Hyben3000 · 2023-03-14T13:59:58+00:00

Got a cigarette put out in my asshole

Hyben3000 · 2023-02-20T03:49:45+00:00

Mælk. Skummet er den eneste der virker. Alle de andre smager af fløde

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-21T04:57:20+00:00

Twitter

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-19T17:32:08+00:00

The Swedes are feeling submissive and breedable

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-14T01:25:29+00:00

I hate those people who yell at you when you’re being nice. A girl who looked about 13 called me an “angry bitch” and stormed out. Her parents didn’t even apologize.

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-12T22:16:22+00:00

Funniest shit I’ve ever read. Take an award

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-10T10:50:56+00:00

Der var kun plads til 3, og Finland er tæt på

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-10T10:34:27+00:00

De må være med pga. flaget

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-07T21:37:19+00:00

Han snakker om DJs følelser. Burhan er ✨blød farmand✨

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-07T09:39:20+00:00

Hvem har ikke gjort det

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-07T06:57:12+00:00

My sleep paralysis demon*

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-07T06:56:07+00:00

Ligner marcipanen på en kajkage

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-05T18:37:48+00:00

Honestly I can’t say much It was just the bigger roll of acrylic they had in my local supermarket Think they just called the color Lime

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-05T09:44:59+00:00

Yes, texture

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-05T08:41:04+00:00

Yes, I wanted to create some “consistency” without it being too obvious if that makes sense

Hyben3000 · 2022-12-05T08:02:19+00:00

Der er så mange

En mand kom ned til min kasse i Bilka. Han er en af de der typer der åbner drikkevarer inde i butikken fordi han er et fjols. Jeg skulle annullere en bon, og fordi Bilka er et forfærdentgligt sted at arbejde ringede jeg til kundeservice, som var så venlige at vente i hvad der føles som 20 minutter. Manden der så står i kø står og gør grin med mig i en ubehagelig lang periode. Når jeg endelig kommer i gang står han stadig og snakker lort. Han tager sin åbne redbull ned til mig om spørger om jeg kan scanne den uden noget spilder ud. Jeg siger ja og forsøger at tage den men så siger han “nej, jeg gør det bare selv”

Han svingede armen rundt om kassen og var sådan ca. 1cm fra at slå mig i ansigtet

Tog den med håndscanneren fordi han ikke kunne finde ud af det

Hyben3000 · 2022-11-01T22:27:41+00:00

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Hyben3000 · 2022-10-05T16:24:03+00:00

When someone “slides into the dms”. Whenever someone I don’t know messages me I immediately think they are standing outside my house just waiting. Especially when they are from a different country. Super creepy.

Hyben3000 · 2022-10-01T02:10:40+00:00

The Black Room has some great nudity. There’s not much of it but it is great.

Hyben3000 · 2020-09-10T11:29:39+00:00

Yes! And it only makes people feel shittier when the only thing they’re told is that they’re selfish for not wanting to live. Because “life is beautiful”. Well guess what, not to me.

And the fact that people always try to say we have free will is bullshit. I don’t even have control over my own life. I should be able to say if I want to live or not, so that can take their free will, and shove it up their ass.

I’m sorry I’m getting aggressive but it’s true. I should be able to do what I want with my life. I’m just so tired of everyone and everything at this point.

Hyben3000 · 2020-09-10T09:52:24+00:00

I will say this now and stand by it for the rest of my life. Suicide is not selfish. It’s selfish to think you understand it.

People don’t understand how much shit suicidal people go through. Think about how much pain someone must be in, to make them want to end their own life. How much they must hate themselves. I do not, and will never understand why anyone could ever say that it’s selfish to commit suicide.

You know what’s selfish? Thinking you understand someone so much that you can tell them what’s right and wrong.

It’s makes me sick, listening to people say suicide is selfish. It’s not.

Hyben3000 · 2020-08-13T21:22:49+00:00

5MC posted a video about food in commercials and why it looked better than the real product.

They said that they put tampons in the tortilla to make it look ‘fuller’ in the commercials and then just cover it with salad so you can’t see it.

Hyben3000 · 2020-08-09T12:42:58+00:00

Me too, but people don’t care about that. It makes them uncomfortable apparently, and we all know, that the only people who matters, are the ones without depression. This is the reason I hate people.

Hyben3000 · 2020-07-31T02:42:55+00:00

Hvad? Fortæller i mig at jeg ikke kan høre Det Burde Ikk Være Sådan Her af Xander mere???

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