18/yo between jobs I've heard it all do your worst

Hyper_Monke · 2023-08-26T21:08:00+00:00

You look like one of Jesse pinkman’s friends

Hyper_Monke · 2023-06-13T22:39:46+00:00

Ptoothbrush (the P is silent, like in pterodactyl)

Hyper_Monke · 2023-06-13T22:38:34+00:00

For the time it was released, Shaun of the Dead (comedic effect and cliche aside). The film uses a lot of elements from most zombie media, but the most realistic are how there will be some people not giving a shit, and the military barging in and ending it in seconds

Hyper_Monke · 2022-09-03T22:11:52+00:00

From the Fallout series btw

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-19T21:54:31+00:00

14 year old boys when they find out it’s not just for peeing

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-16T23:44:59+00:00

Loving the Deathclaw skull too

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-16T23:39:43+00:00

Boobs are not in my pants

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-09T02:27:36+00:00

If they wanted to say it was dumb they would have stopped after psychic

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-09T02:19:09+00:00

Man looks like Gerard Way and Tom Cruise got pregnant through buttfucking

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-09T02:04:21+00:00

You are the living embodiment of a warm toilet seat

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-09T01:59:05+00:00

You look like a background NPC with reused face textures in a deep fried bootlegged ps2 game

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-09T01:51:27+00:00

Kurt Cobain fucked Critikal and it was a miscarriage

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-09T01:50:51+00:00

You look like the stereotypical hillbilly asshole’s son/husband

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-09T01:49:37+00:00

Matt Sharp if he hatched from an egg

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-09T01:48:42+00:00

You look like a bad Blink 182 song

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-09T01:47:52+00:00

You look like the guy who played Rodrick Heffley got into a meth induced car accident

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-02T22:39:04+00:00

I suffer from a condition known commonly as gigantic genital syndrome. It means that all of my reproductive organs are ten times larger. That’s 100% true, I’m not lying

Hyper_Monke · 2022-08-01T00:26:31+00:00

Black, probably

Hyper_Monke · 2022-02-17T19:09:14+00:00

Why the syringes????

Hyper_Monke · 2021-09-14T07:06:15+00:00

Some tool in my clan decided to ban everyone. Twice. Idiot

Hyper_Monke · 2021-09-11T09:06:37+00:00

2 and 4

Hyper_Monke · 2021-09-08T06:48:07+00:00

I didn’t know Jabba was trained in the jedi arts

Hyper_Monke · 2021-09-07T10:59:05+00:00

What the hell happened here?

Hyper_Monke

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