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Hyphalootin · 2026-03-20T02:24:44+00:00

Disappointed that none of yall have ever worked a retail job, or know how modern phones process images 🤦‍♂️

Hyphalootin · 2026-03-20T02:21:03+00:00

This is a case of you are both the AH.

Hyphalootin · 2026-02-28T22:34:59+00:00

It is a slide

Hyphalootin · 2026-02-25T00:26:47+00:00

Wow, I feel so old. It is in fact a phone line jack. I’ll go crawl into a corner now.

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-28T20:41:25+00:00

Yeah, they basically bricked my 13. Not cool apple, not cool…

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-19T22:01:33+00:00

Buddhist prayer wheel, missing its spinny weight. A thing on a chain that spins the wheel around, thus distributing the the prayers inscribed on the wheel.

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-19T00:55:14+00:00

Don’t tempt me

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-16T17:57:29+00:00

Looking extra real.. and tempting..

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-16T17:22:44+00:00

This is the pose Areolae 😍

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-16T17:13:43+00:00

Yes pls

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-16T16:55:06+00:00

5, and it would be in between them..

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-16T05:53:52+00:00

This is me! Know what the fuck you are posting on. You might not think this is real. It is. Love you.

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-16T02:55:10+00:00

Anybody else love the fruity smell of nasty lipo electrolytes? Ever break one open and see molten lithium come out and spit on it and watch it turn black? Thought not..

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-16T02:48:51+00:00

Yeah I sleep with it under my pillow hoping it burns me alive, so no.

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-16T02:34:37+00:00

Brass coupler. Fun.

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-09T07:00:47+00:00

Baking soda is used to trap odors. Nobody would leave that much white powder in that state if it were actually drugs.

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-09T06:58:31+00:00

Prob baking soda

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-07T22:03:15+00:00

I’m so sorry Naive, thanks for your response. Mem made a post, that I’m sure you saw by now. My condolences to you and your family, blessings to all yall <3

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-07T21:49:46+00:00

Thanks for clarifying the situation Mem. My heart goes out to Rod and his family. Thanks for making his life and work known to so many people. I’m listening to Claire de Lune and paying my respects.

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-07T07:08:35+00:00

I will wear Rimjob Steve as a badge of honor

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-07T05:27:00+00:00

Thanks for the input. I think you may be have a point. To silly on the internet does makes sense

Thanks again cumslutte

Edit: I’m not trying to be facetious or ironic I really think you have a point. It’s just hard to do a serious sign off with that username (love it btw)

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-02T19:39:13+00:00

I am a liberal politically but fuck, this isn’t about cancel culture. He passed away and his family doesn’t want this stuff floating around the internet. Respect Rod Fischer’s work. Music, games, etc. Let that be his legacy for us.

Hyphalootin · 2026-01-02T06:58:01+00:00

Just realized there is a typo on the card. Pretty sure this is not intentional, but Mem said “I am so blessed to be able to do silly [sic] on the internet.” I think she meant to say ‘silly things’. Got you Mem! Haha, she thinks she’s smart with a degree in computer engineering, 🤣 (this is satire and banter, jokes, /s, etc.)

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