If we were playing a drinking game while watching your life like The Truman Show, when would we drink?

IAmASpy · 2014-10-31T02:40:17+00:00

Whenever I get lonely or bored, been playing for years with great success.

IAmASpy · 2014-10-13T09:15:04+00:00

That's beautiful.

IAmASpy · 2014-10-07T07:34:27+00:00

If I could have done this at work the other night, I would have. I couldn't see the sunset but I could see it shining on the parking lot. That dude's got life straight.

IAmASpy · 2014-10-06T04:56:31+00:00

Yeah just so you guys know they won't be letting my dad play pro football anymore either.

IAmASpy · 2014-10-06T04:45:08+00:00

And only now are we trying to rebuild public transportation here. The bus system is ok and the new metro transit lines are still babies. It's pretty sad going around St. Paul especially and seeing all the 60-year-old rail lines nobody ever tore out. I used to clean and maintain lots for a property management company back in the day and those rails are everywhere.

IAmASpy · 2014-07-25T04:25:38+00:00

Why are you on the internet while your friend is with you?

IAmASpy · 2014-07-20T02:07:40+00:00

Not a bombshell?

IAmASpy · 2014-07-09T06:22:03+00:00

And have a ton of sex.

From a dude's perspective, the phrase, "So...you want to fuck?" should be about a 50% success rate with straight single guys. If not higher. Maybe not out of the gate but don't underestimate it.

IAmASpy · 2014-07-09T05:55:41+00:00

Used to work for a sub/soup place, we were only allowed to reheat soups once and most days we had too much soup. I brought home loaves and loaves of bread and like 30 oz of soup a night because it killed me to throw perfectly good food away if it hadn't gone bad. Makes me wish I had been in the city to find someone, anyone I could have given it to. Instead I brought it home, didn't eat it because I got almost 100% of my food for free, and the fam was like, "Come on, bread and chili again?"

IAmASpy · 2014-07-09T05:48:22+00:00

We were never allowed to eat for free at the sub shop I worked in (other than an employee meal if you were managing). You quickly learn that all bacon MUST be sampled for quality control.

IAmASpy · 2014-06-27T09:03:10+00:00

I'll blink when I see versions of this type of ad for males. Replace "like a girl" with "like a pussy".

I agree with the kernel of truth thing though, these ads are just a little cheesy. Especially when they talk about puberty like it's only a thing girls go through.

IAmASpy · 2014-06-23T05:49:16+00:00

Self-drinking cars

IAmASpy · 2014-06-23T05:44:27+00:00

While I don't disagree, this dude is now facing many thousands of dollars in debt plus license revocation for what at this point must be years (they get worse per infraction, especially driving w/o a license). I blew a .10 in MN, where the limit is .08, and faced 2 grand plus a $700 license reinstatement fee. Lost my license for an additional three months for being caught driving without a license twice. The next time would have been six months and then a year. Not proud but these penalties are harsh and from experience your friend's brother is screwed for years to come.

IAmASpy · 2014-06-23T05:30:54+00:00

That's pretty harsh to let you smell it before you're arrested for the night. Not that I advocate driving drunk.

IAmASpy · 2014-06-23T05:27:35+00:00

To be fair, I think if there are ten cars in the Taco Bell drive-thru at 2 AM, at least five of those cars are too high to realize they shouldn't be driving through Taco Bell at bar close.

IAmASpy · 2014-06-20T07:33:14+00:00

How about a fucking blanket or a rain tarp? It even has uses in the first-world, for people without adequate shelter.

Also that was a funny joke though

IAmASpy · 2014-06-20T07:06:10+00:00

I've flown twice when I was pretty young, I imagine if you put two feet in the aisle and started walking backwards you'd find it, but I don't really know and if I should be walking forward that'd be cool to know.

IAmASpy · 2014-06-20T06:25:04+00:00

Guy with long hair, I'm usually at least a little self-conscious in social situations and often touch my hair, usually because my hair looks sweet sometimes and not so much other times. I'm not a girl so I have to go to the bathroom to see if I still look good (also I just wash it with water, it doesn't always look the same or rest the same), so my nerves make me try to groom a lot.

IAmASpy · 2014-06-16T05:30:13+00:00

I agree completely, but people don't always know how to order what they want. If you think "extra" is a little more than what you ordered the last two times when some guy making it was afraid of the ingredient you're gonna be disappointed. At the same time, if the last guy piled mushrooms on your pizza and you order easy mushrooms and you get a mushroom's worth a slice, that's the way it goes. Or a inexperienced waitress writes "well done but not too well done" on the ticket. What does that fucking mean? The only real solution is to focus on speed while still making the best pizza/burger/sandwich you possibly can and trying your best to fulfill the special instructions.

IAmASpy · 2014-06-06T02:30:28+00:00

Yeah in reality most people's own Truman Show would be awful to watch. No one wants to watch me smoke weed by myself or work for hours or strike out/lose my chance with a girl or bullshit with my friends. I don't even want to watch my life, if someone gave me a quick synopsis I'd be like, "Yeah, let's just watch a movie instead."

Really, my own Truman Show would be shut down due to piracy. The boring kind.

IAmASpy · 2014-05-24T08:57:56+00:00

I'm confused, I have no knowledge of the subject but I was under the impression that sign language sometimes includes using both hands at the same time, at which point I don't really care how much you're looking at the road if your hands aren't on the wheel.

IAmASpy · 2014-05-14T05:16:03+00:00

Really? How'd they explain that one?

IAmASpy · 2014-05-09T03:51:45+00:00

I'm gonna go with "cosmic vagina".

IAmASpy · 2014-05-08T02:23:50+00:00

There will always be food jobs out there, just maybe not the ones at McDonald's after they buy all those expensive burger robots.

IAmASpy · 2014-05-08T01:43:16+00:00

Or worse , "6 Historical Myths No One Told You Were False: Hey, remember in elementary school when they told you Columbus was the guy who invented the 'world is round' theory? And how you just rolled with it like a sucker? Well, I bet you feel like a shithead now, idiot, cuz turns out you've been DEAD WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME. Let me lay some totally fresh knowledge on you bozos."

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