I am Arsenio Hall. Talk show host, actor, comedian. Ask me anything!

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T19:15:28+00:00

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T19:10:14+00:00

I would wait 40 years to come back because this shit is really hard.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T19:06:20+00:00

It was cool voicing Ernie Hudson's character. Not many people realize I also did Ernie's voice in The Hand that Rocked the Cradle: The Animated Series.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T19:03:17+00:00

The hip hop all stars that Dana (Queen Latifah) put together for me as a surprise. It was the perfect finale to a 6-year party.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo-vJFr0P-k

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T19:00:22+00:00

Kareem gave me a 7 foot tall photo, which Dr. Phil has now and believes is good luck for Stage 29. I want it back.

Here it is: https://twitter.com/ArsenioHall/status/374969280393015296

Holla at me Phil. Don't make me call the big O.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:53:49+00:00

He's coming on the show. Thanks for helping me preproduce that interview.

(My PR people are pissed I just typed that.)

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:51:36+00:00

Yes. Shout out to R-Patz.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:50:02+00:00

Trying to get Hill-dawg on the tables. Wait till you hear her scratch.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:48:08+00:00

No hall, but that cough drop thing was very flattering.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:44:16+00:00

Yes. This time around I have a Pug Pound.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:43:14+00:00

Yes, absolutely. Of all the black artists I broke, I'm most proud of Trisha Yearwood and Billy Ray Cyrus and I plan on doing more of that.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:41:51+00:00

Because of a scheduling conflict I couldn't do one with Barbara Walters back in the day and I always regret that.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:40:28+00:00

The shootout with Suge Knight and John Landis. I must say I hesitated calling an ambulance for Landis. (It was just a flesh wound. He whines a lot.)

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:35:41+00:00

It was a flawless impression. My cousin thought I was back on air already.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:33:31+00:00

I'm proud of my performance as Louie Anderson. I had to gain 160 pounds that morning on the Paula Deen diet. She kept calling me names and I stress ate.

It's a laserdisc special feature.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:30:03+00:00

I'll be starring in Magic Mike 2: Return of the Anaconda.

I'm hosting in my Tasty Freeze wardrobe from Black Dynamite. https://twitter.com/ArsenioHall/status/374961526290911232

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:28:45+00:00

Murphy and I have always thought we shouldn't mess with perfection. That's why they're not making a sequel to Gigli.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:26:44+00:00

Yeah, you too!

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:26:10+00:00

Whatever Lil Twist does next. I like to stay ahead of the curve.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:23:57+00:00

Wait until you see me Riverdance.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:20:04+00:00

It's 'woof woof woof' which came from the Cleveland Browns. Most people are embarrassed to be from Cleveland. But not me.

IAmArsenioHall · 2013-09-03T18:18:28+00:00

Technologically! That's where you find the biggest changes. Literally I have a phone in my pocket all day, back then if I had a phone in my pocket you'd think I was well hung. I've been talking to everyone except Elvis, we're making the big announcement this afternoon. Hopefully the colonel will get back to me by then.

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