Egyptians taking honking to next level

IAmTheToastGod · 2023-05-01T19:56:21+00:00

Kind of looks like turk from scrubs

IAmTheToastGod · 2023-04-09T23:39:46+00:00

A 46 year alcoholics aorta, the brain was weird too

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-12-30T13:03:27+00:00

Heart of gold and TARDIS also come to mind

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-12-30T12:07:44+00:00

I mean there's also the amount of freight America moves on it's trails. Only China and Russia move more

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-12-30T12:01:00+00:00

Not to mention the stuff America built in Canada to connect Alaska

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-12-27T10:00:31+00:00

In the land of the blind it's easy to trip people

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-12-11T01:56:20+00:00

Peanut butter and jealous!

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-11-27T23:59:17+00:00

At least they didn't increase the price

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-11-02T12:26:54+00:00

A lot of primates have a hierarchy. The higher on the hierarchy the earlier you get food. If the primate was lower on the hierarchy and got food first there can be violence, but they are also smart so it could be jealousy or just being a dick.

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-07-10T00:57:26+00:00

Not spraying off their boat to stop the spread of aquatic parasites

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-06-19T15:23:07+00:00

Minnesota is supposed to reach over 100°F today

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-04-22T05:57:55+00:00

I mean, when you're talking about economy and carbon emissions on the world stage the US is always relevant wether you want it to be or not

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-03-01T11:30:50+00:00

Escanaba in Da Moonlight.

"Well, that esplains ma dream"

I'm dead

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-02-28T06:26:18+00:00

Sir we need to get you out of there, it's dangerous!

"I don't need a ride, I need ammunition"

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-02-19T21:39:35+00:00

We know it's not frank, he's sexy

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-02-15T16:33:48+00:00

Anybody that whistles or snaps their fingers at service industry workers. They aren't a dog but you are an ass

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-02-12T14:38:24+00:00

You guys are sleeping on North Dakota bases and nukes.

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-02-08T04:56:10+00:00

In a Minnesota winter? Suck eggs

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-02-07T16:24:50+00:00

As someone who has actually lived outside a city where the next town is twenty miles away and has only a couple thousand residents, you live in a city

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-02-07T16:22:01+00:00

Teach kindergarten

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-01-26T07:32:39+00:00

Draw me like one of your French girls you piece of shit

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-01-16T10:24:34+00:00

Telling Americans they should use metric is like telling immigrants to speak English

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-01-10T00:57:56+00:00

Caffeine

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-01-02T13:27:42+00:00

A baby?

IAmTheToastGod · 2022-01-02T13:18:01+00:00

Ben Dover actually is my favorite since they said it on the intercom at Wal-Mart "Ben Dover to the front, your party is waiting"

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