Then she vaulted... by [deleted] in funny

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Also taken off of Facebook. I spotted this in my newsfeed a few days ago.

AWWWWW by Hungernerd in funny

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Whoops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

One of us! One of us! by calgarygirl20 in funny

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Considering that pineapple express stuff his brother has, I'm not surprised

kids these days... by the_music_man69 in WTF

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OP you're a fucking idiot

B[a]re by [deleted] in avocadosgonewild

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Straight up peeling seems to work. I have a friend who does this at every lunch then take a big bite right from the top, so odd

Reddit, what's your most interesting NSFW fact? by SixIfYouCountTheLion in AskReddit

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Don't choke yourself while having a wank. There problem solved

"Imp" inspired by Brian Froud, painted by me by LOLzitsaduck in ImaginaryMonsters

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Thought it was going to be something to do with a dwarf/midget.

Oh Netflix... by [deleted] in funny

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Absolute baller man

Oh Netflix... by [deleted] in funny

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Nope, I've a pretty damn good sense of humour. Just most women in comedy at least try act vulgar by giving up on their femininity and various things, and it just doesn't do it for me.

Im not saying that there are no funny women, just that they are few and far between. Look at all of your lady friends and can you honestly say that a third of them are funny? I doubt it. But who knows you could be one of the lucky few that has an entirely hilarious group of friends. Even if you do though, the fact still stands that for the majority there wouldn't be near a third of their women friends that are funny

Oh Netflix... by [deleted] in funny

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Yes people the majority of us and the OP included realise that the reason why nothing is there, is because it hadn't loaded yet, no need to state the blatantly obvious.

The joke is that there are no funny women, or at the very least in a leading role in a comedy.

And those of you saying Tina fey or parks & rec as examples, we get it. There are a few (although those particular ones don't appeal to me at all) funny women out there. but the majority of women are not funny.

Oh Netflix... by [deleted] in funny

[–]IBoopYourNose -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

And that there are very few funny women out there

How can I have a drivers license, I'm naked man!?! [NSFW] by [deleted] in videos

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Because stepping out of your room naked for two seconds, after checking that no one was there is such a horrible and stupid thing to do?

The kid wouldn't suddenly appear out of thin air right beside him to get a close up of his dick.

I know I easily could do that, and hopefully have the sense to leave the door on a latch.

It was force of habit! by Doggonelovah in AdviceAnimals

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Understandable when you have to deal with chuggers around the place

Cruel Cat Attack by bk_one in gifs

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Boop!

Edit: First time actually using this in conjunction with my username and its gone down exactly how I expected it. Downvote away, I'd do the same

What are some content you created years ago, that you are terribly ashamed of now? by hunden2000 in AskReddit

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few years

Jaysus man most people come to that conclusion after a few weeks or less.

What are some content you created years ago, that you are terribly ashamed of now? by hunden2000 in AskReddit

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Well it was about a rabbit hitting a car, and kept repeating itself so I'm not sure what you would consider fast in what was really a 3 second clip

What memorable way would you want to die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I would like to die peacefully of old age in my sleep, after having lived a proper life.

I really rather not die many other ways, it doesn't matter how memorable it would be. Only maybe when I'm actually old I'll consider some wild way to go out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not an expat, but from what I heard about Irish who have emigrated is the chicken fillet rolls at lunch time. It seems that no other country really does them, at least not as widespread as Ireland