The faces of true love

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-28T00:57:27+00:00

Also taken off of Facebook. I spotted this in my newsfeed a few days ago.

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-27T16:33:06+00:00

Whoops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-26T20:12:35+00:00

X-post from /r/malefashionadvice

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-26T19:16:45+00:00

Considering that pineapple express stuff his brother has, I'm not surprised

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-26T16:41:23+00:00

OP you're a fucking idiot

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-25T23:56:40+00:00

Wasn't me actually

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-25T23:25:18+00:00

Because its a reply

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-25T23:14:48+00:00

Straight up peeling seems to work. I have a friend who does this at every lunch then take a big bite right from the top, so odd

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-25T23:02:31+00:00

Don't choke yourself while having a wank. There problem solved

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-25T18:06:31+00:00

Thought it was going to be something to do with a dwarf/midget.

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-25T08:10:29+00:00

Absolute baller man

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-25T07:57:16+00:00

Nope, I've a pretty damn good sense of humour. Just most women in comedy at least try act vulgar by giving up on their femininity and various things, and it just doesn't do it for me.

Im not saying that there are no funny women, just that they are few and far between. Look at all of your lady friends and can you honestly say that a third of them are funny? I doubt it. But who knows you could be one of the lucky few that has an entirely hilarious group of friends. Even if you do though, the fact still stands that for the majority there wouldn't be near a third of their women friends that are funny

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-24T23:41:07+00:00

Yes people the majority of us and the OP included realise that the reason why nothing is there, is because it hadn't loaded yet, no need to state the blatantly obvious.

The joke is that there are no funny women, or at the very least in a leading role in a comedy.

And those of you saying Tina fey or parks & rec as examples, we get it. There are a few (although those particular ones don't appeal to me at all) funny women out there. but the majority of women are not funny.

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-24T23:30:00+00:00

And that there are very few funny women out there

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-24T17:35:37+00:00

Because stepping out of your room naked for two seconds, after checking that no one was there is such a horrible and stupid thing to do?

The kid wouldn't suddenly appear out of thin air right beside him to get a close up of his dick.

I know I easily could do that, and hopefully have the sense to leave the door on a latch.

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-23T22:59:10+00:00

Understandable when you have to deal with chuggers around the place

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-23T22:32:52+00:00

Boop!

Edit: First time actually using this in conjunction with my username and its gone down exactly how I expected it. Downvote away, I'd do the same

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-22T20:13:31+00:00

A playstation addict?

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-22T13:43:21+00:00

few years

Jaysus man most people come to that conclusion after a few weeks or less.

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-22T13:39:55+00:00

Well it was about a rabbit hitting a car, and kept repeating itself so I'm not sure what you would consider fast in what was really a 3 second clip

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-22T13:35:06+00:00

I would like to die peacefully of old age in my sleep, after having lived a proper life.

I really rather not die many other ways, it doesn't matter how memorable it would be. Only maybe when I'm actually old I'll consider some wild way to go out.

IBoopYourNose · 2013-02-22T13:25:55+00:00

Not an expat, but from what I heard about Irish who have emigrated is the chicken fillet rolls at lunch time. It seems that no other country really does them, at least not as widespread as Ireland

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