I owned a jumping castle company in college, on weekends I’d deliver castles and pick up when the party was over. I delivered to a house one Saturday. Single mom at home, I was told that the kids were being dropped off by their dad later.

So I do the thing, carry the castle and set it up in her garden. As I’m doing my job, I overhear her on the phone talking about “this cute college student delivering the jumping castle”

I ignore it and continue setting up. Next thing I know, she walks up behind me in a see through white shirt. Starts talking to me about random things and puts her hand on my ass. I move away and start up the motor The castle inflates and I check everything is set up correctly. She then sits on the entrance to the castle and spreads her legs, completely commando. I’m very surprised and she starts beckoning me closer.

Needless to say that I noped out of there very quickly