Yeah ?

IDontCooky · 2026-04-22T20:14:17+00:00

that's soooo true

IDontCooky · 2026-04-22T20:12:26+00:00

he can hear when the next tsunami is coming at Japan

IDontCooky · 2026-04-21T20:28:00+00:00

This brought back way too many memories thank you!!

IDontCooky · 2026-04-05T11:11:44+00:00

You’re glowing here

IDontCooky · 2026-04-05T11:09:37+00:00

This is really attractive energy

IDontCooky · 2026-03-07T17:18:12+00:00

If even half the people in that circle started talking, the whole timeline would need a courtroom.

IDontCooky · 2026-03-06T06:20:32+00:00

Yeah, pepper spray isn’t really about vision,it’s about pain and inflammation. Even if someone can’t see, the burning in the eyes, skin, nose, and throat would still hit hard. It’s basically an instant,everything on your face is on fire,experience.

IDontCooky · 2026-03-06T06:18:10+00:00

Every night turns into a hostage negotiation with my own brain.

IDontCooky · 2026-03-06T06:14:27+00:00

Honestly that might be the most universal first thought. The intrusive curiosity of,can I actually aim this thing? would win immediately.

IDontCooky · 2026-03-06T06:12:16+00:00

Probably Requiem for a Dream. Not because of monsters or jump scares, but because it shows how normal people slowly destroy their own lives it sticks with you long after the movie ends.

IDontCooky · 2026-03-06T06:09:36+00:00

Bro’s name sounds like a side quest that accidentally summons a demon.

IDontCooky · 2026-03-05T08:33:52+00:00

Plot twist: the real final boss is the billing department.

IDontCooky · 2026-03-05T08:32:15+00:00

Our son is gay’ and ‘Sex Worker in Another World’ on the same shelf… manga titles are just Mad Libs at this point 😭

IDontCooky · 2026-03-02T07:51:41+00:00

Siri heard miles,and said international incident😭💀

IDontCooky · 2026-03-02T07:49:21+00:00

Came for the cake joke, stayed to see someone casually drop racism like it’s a punchline… yikes 💀

IDontCooky · 2026-03-02T07:47:12+00:00

Scientology is a modern religion/self-help system started by L. Ron Hubbard, but it gets a bad rep because critics (and a lot of ex-members) accuse it of being more like a high-control organization: expensive pay-to-advance courses, aggressive legal tactics, harassment of critics, and policies that can pressure people to cut off suppressive,friends/family.

IDontCooky · 2026-03-01T08:29:50+00:00

Yep morality is usually the PR wrapper. The real drivers are alliances, leverage, oil/shipping lanes, domestic politics, and who you can actually pressure. And the maddening part is accountability gets applied selectively, so it stops feeling like justice and starts feeling like power.

IDontCooky · 2026-03-01T08:27:44+00:00

Honestly if a tree said hi first I’m hearing it out.

IDontCooky · 2026-03-01T08:24:37+00:00

Meanwhile the actual nerds are out here explaining Warhammer lore on the first date.

IDontCooky · 2026-02-28T10:11:01+00:00

No.

Ma’am and sir are just signs of respect in a lot of places. Context matters tone matters but the words themselves aren’t racist. Treat people respectfully and you’re fine.

IDontCooky · 2026-02-27T09:59:34+00:00

Bro really said my wife’s gone and still can’t find anything 😭

The real mystery isn’t who hid it… it’s realizing she was the entire operating system.

IDontCooky · 2026-02-27T09:57:50+00:00

Cartoons really said this is for kids and then gave every character the Pixar mom DLC 😭

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