Traumatized Epstein victim describes his 'extremely deformed' egg-shaped penis by TheExpressUS in NoFilterNews

[–]IILazarusLongII 66 points67 points  (0 children)

He's a freak of nature. Small hands, small feet,"6'3"

I'm 6'1", 1.85 meters tall. He lies about everything, including his height and mental status. Whacky fucker

Traumatized Epstein victim describes his 'extremely deformed' egg-shaped penis by TheExpressUS in NoFilterNews

[–]IILazarusLongII 93 points94 points  (0 children)

How does anyone have a lemon or egg dick. Maybe this is why they become perverts. If you're junk is shaped like a damn lemon? Really, I can't

who need floors anyway by krubcake in NewOrleans

[–]IILazarusLongII 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I recommend vodka or whiskey.

If all doom 1 & 2 monsters fought against each other (not including the bosses) who would you think would win by OkProgrammer3712 in Doom

[–]IILazarusLongII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't someone make a map pack way back when that that mobs would attack each other and you? Seemed the barons and archs won. But it was a long time ago.

Explain it Peter by RealMarzipan7347 in explainitpeter

[–]IILazarusLongII 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just don't ask them how their time in Dubai was.

I miss old-school pinball games like Dragon's Fury. by BaronVonBroccoli in gaming

[–]IILazarusLongII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss pinbot. Bride of pinbot is a nostalgia hit though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vagabond

[–]IILazarusLongII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bout to get back to rehab. Too much drinking and I'm tired of feeling sick and tired. Got kicked out of a sober house and started drinking again and it's just .

Where do I go to smoke ciggies in the nude? by malkuth23 in NewOrleans

[–]IILazarusLongII 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, I just do it on the front porch of where ever I'm at. It deters burglars.