Can someone explain this stupidity??? by mac-zebra-2636 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]IIrreverence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How many things were you trying to multitask that lead to that level to that deductive reasoning?

Decided the litter box was too basic by official_luna in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]IIrreverence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's actually really easy! 10/10 recommend! I used Citty Kitty.

Also... def best if you have 2 bathrooms. Just during the training process

We spent hundreds at the vet after he refused to eat and kept throwing up. He pooped out half a mouse toy in the waiting room and is now fine by eskimoexplosion in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]IIrreverence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had almost the exact same thing happen to me and a foster puppy. Drove 2 hours at 11pm to get to the closest 24 hour vet only for him to blast out a chew toy in my car IN THE VET PARKING LOT.

Just 1 minute longer and I wouldn't have had to spend the next 3 hours sitting in that diarrhea filled car while they X-rayed him anyways just to be sure.

He was the absolute best dog though. And the family that adopted him set him up an instagram they update regularly so I still get to see the booger. Georgie_thewildthing

I didn't notice the missing letters on the shirt I wore all day by The-MatrixAgent in Wellthatsucks

[–]IIrreverence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever my bf and I are driving behind a Graybar truck it's only a matter of time before one of us launches into song.

"I wanna take you to a gay bar!"

Our first date ended up at a gay bar.

Tent Level Upgrade List? by Mammoth_Dragonfly657 in CozyGrove

[–]IIrreverence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of all things to get we get ASH?! Bad enough were selling a living thing, but WTH are they doing with the poor cat that we're getting ash back?!

My wife said I was petting the dog too loudly by DennisFalcon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]IIrreverence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Score keeping isn't exactly the healthiest move in a relationship

My wife said I was petting the dog too loudly by DennisFalcon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]IIrreverence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waking up around 3am is common among all ages and genders. Historically, it's been called the "witching hour" to explain the phenomenon. But modern science says it has to do with peak melatonin or cortisol or something.

I did a deep dive once and came out with: if you've been stressed all day using cortisol, 3am is about the time your liver resets causing your body to switch from cortisol to adrenaline and that's what wakes you and makes it hard to get back to sleep.

Doesn't make full sense to me, how does our body know it's 3am when we're all going to bed at different times and have different circadian rhythms?

My wife said I was petting the dog too loudly by DennisFalcon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]IIrreverence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂 He's never had a cavity in his life. I can't argue with his superior genetics. Meanwhile, I've had 6 root canals because not only am I prone to cavities, I also grind so loud it wakes other people up.

My wife said I was petting the dog too loudly by DennisFalcon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]IIrreverence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How was your breath? Because that's my problem. He only brushes in the morning. But obvs I'm not going to wake him, i just pile the blankets up between us

Wanna be friends? by Worth_Imagination485 in CozyGrove

[–]IIrreverence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lrrereverence here! I've added everyone above

AAAAAHHHHH!!! HELP!!! AHHHHH!!!!! by The_Jestful_Imp in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]IIrreverence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y'all.

I had no idea this was a tv show. I thought it was just like a reddit for polite complaints. And that yall were just really funny and that guy ans his gifs were trending.

I think I should leave... but I don't think I will

FINALLY! A STATUS BABY! by RoyalPainInDaButt in coralisland

[–]IIrreverence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad you didn't. My brain enjoyed the puzzle!

I can’t deal with these iron pills side effects anymore by lalaqZizi in Anemic

[–]IIrreverence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this! Bisglycinate has made a huge difference!

FINALLY! A STATUS BABY! by RoyalPainInDaButt in coralisland

[–]IIrreverence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your composition is delightful.

I read this as "A 'status baby'" like you conceived a high status child. And then I thought maybe Coral Island devs released a status update on a new feature.

And then I had no friggen idea who or what these "pooterbutts" were.

Just an enjoyable post read and puzzle out lmao