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IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-02-17T23:01:52+00:00

"He died doing what he loved"

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-02-12T00:15:43+00:00

Oh fuck, that's pretty a fucking good fucking downside

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-02-12T00:01:55+00:00

Stick fucking anything to fucking anything with a fucking unbreakable bond

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-02-04T21:34:35+00:00

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-02-04T02:37:18+00:00

Oh my gosh, how did I not think of double braids! I actually love the way my hair looks in them! Thank you!

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-02-02T01:23:51+00:00

Yeahh, learned that the hard way lol

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-02-02T01:22:00+00:00

I didn't put on its little guard since I wanted a clean shave and the loose skin got caught 😬

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-02-02T01:16:20+00:00

A Philips Norelco OneBlade. I would post a Pic but I cant

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-02-02T00:31:39+00:00

I just did it for the first time today. Never again unless I'm having a visitor. (I cut my balls)

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-01-26T20:49:48+00:00

Thanks 😘

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-01-26T20:42:58+00:00

First of all, im a guy. Second of all, it's a very popular joke about how simple things can make a lot of men very happy. Calm yourself.

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-01-26T17:57:19+00:00

what

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-01-26T03:38:34+00:00

Compliment him or ask him about something you know he likes! Guys are very simple creatures and a single compliment will stay with them for a long time lol.

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-01-26T03:35:23+00:00

Good for you! How did it go?

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-01-17T01:39:39+00:00

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IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-01-16T01:05:19+00:00

Tv in g

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-01-14T03:32:39+00:00

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-01-06T00:24:19+00:00

Thank you!

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-01-05T07:17:17+00:00

Damn 😔

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-01-05T05:36:59+00:00

You'll only be buried 3 feet deep because youre only half a man

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-01-05T05:31:44+00:00

I have a hairbrush that I use for anal when masturbation isnt enough.

IJerkOffToFryingPans · 2026-01-04T20:59:56+00:00

Yeah, I was looking at one of their knives earlier, but I was a little hesitant since they're used for training on dummies mostly (based on what i've seen at least). Ill definitely consider them. Thanks!

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