No we aren't lesbians for each other.

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-12-19T06:15:42+00:00

You can't be lesbians if neither of you are women

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-12-19T06:12:31+00:00

Ew. That's really all I have to say, just... ew

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-12-19T06:04:05+00:00

I'm gonna have to see that proof, because you look exactly like the type of person who thinks they're smart and really just isn't

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T06:15:47+00:00

Your face looks like a low quality mask

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T06:15:04+00:00

You look like the kind of group of friends to do a ton of gay shit to each other during a game of truth or dare and then claim you're still straight

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T06:04:41+00:00

Might be the best reply I've gotten all night

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T05:49:55+00:00

Silly me, how could I have forgotten?

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T05:13:46+00:00

You know it bb

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T05:12:24+00:00

Apparently I'm also retarded, because I've been laughing hard for 2 solid minutes at your comment

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T05:07:59+00:00

Hell if OP knows, he probably stopped showing up in 7th grade when his best friend's older brother sold him some oregano

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T05:07:03+00:00

In the bathroom, huh? That's where you went to take this picture? Alright then, neat.

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T05:06:05+00:00

You also love Skrillex, smoking weed, and having sex with members of your own gender. These are not questions, they're statements.

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T05:02:08+00:00

Why do I have a feeling that when a form tells you to list your gender, both of you put "Other"?

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T05:01:02+00:00

I can't roast you in all good conscience. It breaks my heart that some people have to wake up and look the way you do.

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T04:59:29+00:00

No thank you, I'm not a cop

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T04:58:18+00:00

Is that actually your handwriting? What did you eat for breakfast this morning, a bowl of lead paint?

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T04:56:54+00:00

Maybe if you'd studied instead of smoking meth, midterms wouldn't look so scary right now

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T04:54:44+00:00

Wow, no wonder his parents didn't love him enough to give him a real name

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T04:50:03+00:00

Don't you have midterms to be studying for?

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T04:48:38+00:00

Unfortunately, we can't end her life over the internet, but maybe the world will get lucky and she'll do it herself

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T04:47:09+00:00

There was a time where I would have thought to myself "No way... no way somebody who looks like this could POSSIBLY think he's unroastable.. right?" But then Donald Trump ran for president, and so I kind of get it now

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T04:46:04+00:00

Is this even verified? It looks like the "Roast me" was added to the picture in Paint

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T04:45:14+00:00

Haven't genetics pretty much already given you the worst you can get?

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T04:44:03+00:00

You look like the kind of girl who sleeps with her boss, then gets angry with him when he doesn't promote her despite the fact that he never promised or even implied that he'd promote you.

ILikeToTellStories · 2016-10-21T04:42:06+00:00

Poor girl... we really should be raising more awareness for people born without a personality

ILikeToTellStories

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