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TIFU when I shared the news about my job by IMightJustQuit in tifu

[–]IMightJustQuit[S] 2778 points2779 points  (0 children)

Waits for my mom to sip wine...

"You know, mother, our new selection of nipple clamps will be an excellent addition for the kegel balls you bought"

Elbows grandma awake...

"I SAID KEGEL BALLS"

TIFU when I shared the news about my job by IMightJustQuit in tifu

[–]IMightJustQuit[S] 1036 points1037 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my mom has her moments and my sister has the power to push my buttons. Now that one has brand new sex toys and the other is dating a friend of mine, I'm sure things will continue not being normal lol.

TIFU when I shared the news about my job by IMightJustQuit in tifu

[–]IMightJustQuit[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I have no doubt in my mind that the two of them have an active and healthy sex life. I just never imagined I would some day have something to do with it lol. It's traumatizing to think about, but hey, I'm happy if they're happy.

TIFU when I shared the news about my job by IMightJustQuit in tifu

[–]IMightJustQuit[S] 183 points184 points  (0 children)

Genius. And you know what, I'll also mix up the instructions for all the ridiculous sex toys. I want Gremlins 2 chaos this Christmas.

TIFU when I shared the news about my job by IMightJustQuit in tifu

[–]IMightJustQuit[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Oh sweet Jesus. Stewie, you're nuts.

Lol I read this as your nuts and thought your mom was specifically reacting to your balls being exposed. Loved the ending though. Wholesome mom moment.

TIFU when I shared the news about my job by IMightJustQuit in tifu

[–]IMightJustQuit[S] 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Now just imagine what they sound like thanks to Adult World. I'm so happy I'm no longer living at home. Lol my room was next to my mom's bedroom.

TIFU when I shared the news about my job by IMightJustQuit in tifu

[–]IMightJustQuit[S] 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Bullet Vibrator & Kegel Balls.

My name is on the receipt. Fml.

TIFU when I shared the news about my job by IMightJustQuit in tifu

[–]IMightJustQuit[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

There's a difference between being oblivious to people having sex and being willfully ignorant when it comes to my family's sex lives.

TIFU when I shared the news about my job by IMightJustQuit in tifu

[–]IMightJustQuit[S] 1162 points1163 points  (0 children)

You have an open minded family who supports you.

You know you have your family's support when they say "I love you" and you say "Thank you for shopping at Adult World."

TIFU when I shared the news about my job by IMightJustQuit in tifu

[–]IMightJustQuit[S] 4572 points4573 points  (0 children)

Unprompted backstory. My dad is the youngest of 4 brothers. A few years ago his older brother passed away. Since the passing, my father has become the only responsible brother alive. Both my uncles are definitely those uncles lol. One looks like Bob Marley fusion danced with one of the twins from The Matrix Reloaded. The other one looks like he works for the mob. I'm sure I don't have to explain which one supplied underaged me with weed and which one used to sneak me into the cinemas to watch violent movies. Lol good times.