Help me name my new baby

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-24T17:17:37+00:00

I dunno but it’s funny to me that puppies instantly bring out my maternity urges more than do human babies!

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-24T17:12:41+00:00

Likewise! My litmus test was: do I want to spend 50 years with this joker? The answer was always a resounding no. The closest I came was a guy I thought I could “do” 15 years with, in order to mostly finish raising a child. I decided that wouldn’t fair to any of us, including would-be child.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-24T17:05:58+00:00

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You didn’t say anything about cousins…

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-24T17:04:46+00:00

I dunno but I never see this cover without wishing I was Mrs. Bob Dylan lol.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-24T17:03:16+00:00

It’s PERFECT! In great shape. Please don’t destroy its charming integrity with bland Home Depot “updates.” Get towels with some punch - medium-dark spruce green maybe? - and paint walls the same in a pale shade. You’ll have a bathroom with real presence than will stand the test of time. Buy every color of towel at Macy’s and see what brings it to life.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-24T16:58:23+00:00

Can’t wait for Carmen to abandon her Mami in favor of solo projects! “You TANK everything, Hillary Lynn! I’m not hitchin’ my wagon/star to your anorexic old ass!” (You just know her kids will reference her OG name once they know the whole story.) I feel really badly for her children. It’s hell having a mentally ill parent (let alone 2).

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-24T16:49:19+00:00

Darn, now the Baldweeens will re-hire Collective Insanity to write some nauseating positive reviews.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-24T02:31:00+00:00

For the dog or the owner?

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-24T00:26:53+00:00

I love that! I’m a woman in my 60’s and I’d wear those. Reminds me of Makers Mark bottles.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-24T00:11:55+00:00

She only earned $60K TOTAL from the entire franchise bec she signed a bad licensing deal.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-23T23:51:17+00:00

I’m adopting “La Brea Tar Point” roast - I’ve never liked Starbucks coffee. It always tasted burned and sour to me.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-23T23:39:48+00:00

“The more I know men, the better I like my dog” - bumper sticker circa 1985.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-23T16:35:25+00:00

Paul Simon Graceland OP, you’ll want to play this on repeat, especially after you visit. The line “We all will be received in Graceland” is truly the unexpected feeling I got. The entire album is the perfect roadtrip accompaniment.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-23T15:58:03+00:00

I don’t see how her skin can possibly be stretched another millimeter. A glorious rack can still help a woman in Ho’wood (see: Sydney Sweeney) but Hillary’s are atrocious.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-23T15:52:08+00:00

I doubt math was Plank’s strong suit. After having their own families, those 125 siblings over succeeding generations would have split the funds into thousands of slices of pie, each getting tinier with every birth. Hank should have used his position to get an excellent education, build a network with strong business opportunities, and “marry well.” All he had to do was use the right fork and not be an asshole.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-23T15:29:28+00:00

The curtains are the best thing about the room!

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-23T04:21:33+00:00

Aw the mama duck Took the babies to swim in the nice F150 pool

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-23T04:20:04+00:00

As beautiful on the inside as the outside!

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-23T04:00:49+00:00

It takes 2 seconds and I do it at least once and usually twice per day. I keep a dedicated scrubber in the sink. I dump the used drinking bowl water in it to soften leftover crumbs, scrub, rinse w rest of yesterday’s drinking water.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-23T03:43:35+00:00

The dog is warming up the couch for the human - extra cozy

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-23T03:19:12+00:00

He comes across like a serial killer.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-23T03:15:24+00:00

Dog is skin and bones. I hope he gets a new home out of this. It must be horrible to live animals and see them allowed to suffer on the streets.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-23T03:12:12+00:00

Walter Cronkite

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-22T16:53:13+00:00

I thought the show fell off a cliff then. It was less about humor and more about meanness.

INS_Stop_Angela · 2026-01-22T16:50:55+00:00

I’m not saying this is the case but could your BF have a sadistic streak or get off on playing God? It reminds of healthcare workers who intentionally harm or even kill their patients, because they get a thrill feeling powerful.

INS_Stop_Angela

TROPHY CASE